Scott Pilgrim versus Kung Fu Hustle

Originally posted by the ninjak
I would so stick it to Ramona.

The only person worth a damn is the Vegan. And he's an idiot.

The others all die. Vegan gets crushed by a combination of flying blades, Screaming lady and Buddha Palm.

How you figure that? Scott's crew can pull weapons out of their hands, handbags, whereever. Roxy is a teleporter (TP behind Sing, razor belt decaps him). The asian musicians would rape the harpists. Lucas, Scott, they rape the Coolie, the Tailor and Donut. The Vegan, well, he punched a hole in the moon. How'd he get there? He had to have flown, which means he has the power of flight AND can survive the vacuum of space, not to mention Jedi level TK. And Patel? Shit, he can summon multiple fireballs at will.

Scott and co rape. Their damage soak is also way higher.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How you figure that? Scott's crew can pull weapons out of their hands, handbags, whereever. Roxy is a teleporter (TP behind Sing, razor belt decaps him). The asian musicians would rape the harpists. Lucas, Scott, they rape the Coolie, the Tailor and Donut. The Vegan, well, he punched a hole in the moon. How'd he get there? He had to have flown, which means he has the power of flight AND can survive the vacuum of space, not to mention Jedi level TK. And Patel? Shit, he can summon multiple fireballs at will.

Scott and co rape. Their damage soak is also way higher.

Jedi level TK?

I have never seen a Jedi demonstrate as much TK power as Ingram in any of the movies. EU obviously says otherwise.

Spitey thread.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Jedi level TK?

I have never seen a Jedi demonstrate as much TK power as Ingram in any of the movies. EU obviously says otherwise.

Spitey thread.