100 Reasons to kill Yourself

Originally posted by Liberator
Perhaps renaming it to a 100 reasons to be a pessimist would be at least a bit more fitting.

Well, then it would apply to me. I read all 100 and most are true. I'm still not going to kill myself though.

koala is officially the coolest person on these forums, 'nuff said, amirite?

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Almost none of those points are good reasons to kill yourself. And no, before you ask, applying ridiculous solutions to mostly mundane problems is not a valid reason to kill yourself.

Well, for one it is not a "true" post. It's a post name. Considering this defunked as debate forum, there could be a thousand good reasons, but are there any good ones against it other "Don't because don't because don't because it's bad" ?

So far, Dadudemon has had some good points.

Mindship, win.

Originally posted by inimalist
koala is officially the coolest person on these forums, 'nuff said, amirite?

no 😐

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
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no 😐

pfft, how many awesome reasons can you think of to kill yourself?

I mean, that is hyperbadass

its like, you take the normal "everything is pointless" level of cool, and multiply it by 100

It's easy, didn't make the list?

aww man you're right...
we're all losers in comparison to koala uberness

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Well, for one it is not a "true" post. It's a post name. Considering this defunked as debate forum, there could be a thousand good reasons, but are there any good ones against it other "Don't because don't because don't because it's bad" ?

So far, Dadudemon has had some good points.

Mindship, win.

Are you asking if there are any good reasons not to kill yourself? I didn't know I needed one... 😛

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
are there any good ones against it other "Don't because don't because don't because it's bad" ?

You want someone to prove a negative?

Of course I can't prove that you shouldn't kill yourself but I also can't prove that the sun isn't a collective psychosis of all humanity. The onus is on you to produce a good reason for believing something. Until you do that "I don't feel like it" is all the reason anyone needs.

Originally posted by inimalist
koala is officially the coolest person on these forums, 'nuff said, amirite?

Duh! This has been a fact since 2004. 😆

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
You want someone to prove a negative?

Of course I can't prove that you shouldn't kill yourself but I also can't prove that the sun isn't a collective psychosis of all humanity. The onus is on you to produce a good reason for believing something. Until you do that "I don't feel like it" is all the reason anyone needs.

A slightly simpler example, I can prove (given a set of priors) that you should not inject yourself in the eye with a hypodermic needle full of diarrhea while a kindergarten class is waking up from nap time.

I think it would be more apt if the title read, "100 Reasons To Masturbate."

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
I think it would be more apt if the title read, "100 Reasons To Masturbate."

People had killed themselves for some of things you had put or for anything else that is stupid.Anyway this list is like a pro-kill yourself thread and that is not right.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
People had killed themselves for some of things you had put or for anything else that is stupid.Anyway this list is like a pro-kill yourself thread and that is not right.

Read Arcadia by Tom Stoppard. If you don't want to kill yourself at the end of that, you don't even have a soul.

Heres a good one...,

There is going to be another final destination movie and another one after that and then another pirates of the caribbean movie and then another saw movie and then another final destination movie and they're going to reboot every super hero movie by retelling all of their origins stories, yet again and then....

If you have the 100 reason of kill yourself then i have hundred reasons of living..

Originally posted by jassmine12
If you have the 100 reason of kill yourself then i have hundred reasons of living..

And 99 of those are sex or related to sex. (Not your reasons, but general good reasons to live)

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