Ozymandias Versus Spock

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Ozymandias Versus Spock

Setting is Ozzy's lair.

Hand to hand combat and super-powers allowed. No knives or guns.

All out battle to the Death.

This is Spock in his peak as a fighter, by the way.

Spock has no H2H feats.

Ozy rapes. Hard.

Originally posted by Impediment
Spock has no H2H feats.

Ozy rapes. Hard.

A friend at work, who has seen every Star Trek episode about a hundred times each, was telling me a few days ago about how amped up Spock's martial arts skills are, and how he'd essentially make Bruce Lee look like a clown.

Also mentioned Spock's abilities to cloud the minds of others, and of course, the "Spock-Lock".

I'm not a huge Star Trek fan myself. Just wondering how this would go down.

How about you?

Oh yeah, super-strength, too.

And I found this:

Non canon crossover.

I've heard Spock's no joke, though.

I'm wondering if he'd mess Ozzy up..

Vulcans are, on average, 3 times stronger than a human. (Source: Deep Space 9. It was the episode where they played baseball in the holodeck.)

I'd put Ozy at 2-4 times stronger than the strongest of humans.

Average Man's benchpress: 160lbs.

Strongest man's benchpress: 1075.

Vulcan's average strength on the benchpress: 480 lbs.

Ozy's strength: 2150-4300lbs.

Difference: 4.5-9 times stronger than the Average Vulcan.

Spock's Vulcan genetics have been depleted due to being part human, so this means that he is not as strong as the average Vulcans beacuse his human blood takes him down.

That said, Ozy is on a scale of speed that is so far above humans or Vulcans that that alone is enough to win. Add in the giant strength gap and it's a comical match-up.

Originally posted by dadudemon

Average Man's benchpress: 160lbs.

Source?
Originally posted by dadudemon

Strongest man's benchpress: 1075.

Source?
Originally posted by dadudemon

Vulcan's average strength on the benchpress: 480 lbs.

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Originally posted by dadudemon

Ozy's strength: 2150-4300lbs.

Source?

Originally posted by dadudemon

Spock's Vulcan genetics have been depleted due to being part human, so this means that he is not as strong as the average Vulcans beacuse his human blood takes him down.

Source?

Thought I'd ask.

Originally posted by NowYouRemember
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Originally posted by NowYouRemember
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Originally posted by NowYouRemember
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"(Source: Deep Space 9. It was the episode where they played baseball in the holodeck.)"

More specifically, it was Deep Space 9 Episode 152. That would be 4th episode of season 7. 🙂

Originally posted by NowYouRemember
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Me. That's about the force required to kick a 180lbs man 30 feet from standing up which happens to be 2-4 times stronger than peak human kicking force. 🙂

Apply 2-4 times strength to the benchpress above that of peak human and you get that answer.

Originally posted by NowYouRemember
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You need a source for Spock being half human and half Vulcan? Really? 😬

Originally posted by NowYouRemember
Thought I'd ask.

And you wasted your time. You could have answered most of those questions yourself.

It took me about 5 minutes to type that post.

Edit - You're a sock troll. That explains everything.

Double Edit - I didn't give a source for peak human kicking force which, here, says is 460lbs:

http://www.kikgard.com/kikgard_FAQ.html

"The strongest kick ever recorded was by a 10th degree black belt expert in Martial Arts at 460 lbs."

There's also the VC measure and this guy pulled off a 2.1 VC measure.

YouTube video

This site says 6 kN is in the range of that force (see page 10 and pretty much everything else): poor.http://www.iihs.org/ratings/protocols/pdf/iihs_side_impact_guide.pdf

Assume a rigid Night Owl due to his bullet proof suite. He was kicked 30 feet and we will pretend that the angle of force is at 30 degrees to the ground's plane.

That's a very obvious amount of force requirement.

Spock is 1/2 human, but in terms of Vulcan abilities, he's full Vulcan. His blood is as green as his father's.

Spock is highly trained fighter, as with all Vulcans, they excel and often peak themselves in anything they set their minds to. Martial Arts is no different.

Speed, Vulcans are about x2-3 faster than humans. Tuvok mentioned this, iirc. Though I'm pretty sure it's in ST😮S too.

Strength, Vulcans are easily 3 times stronger than humans. Due to the gravity of planet Vulcan.

Having said that, Spock wins this via nerve pinch, won't be much of a fight either. He then tells Veidt his homosexuality is illogical.

Originally posted by Robtard
Spock is 1/2 human, but in terms of Vulcan abilities, he's full Vulcan. His blood is as green as his father's.

Mostly true. His strength is retained per episode 26 of TOS. His telepathy is depleted, but we don't know to what extent.

Originally posted by Robtard
Spock is highly trained fighter, as with all Vulcans, they excel and often peak themselves in anything they set their minds to. Martial Arts is no different.

For such an accomplished fighter with strenght and speed...Kirk seemed a match for him. 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Speed, Vulcans are about x2-3 faster than humans. Tuvok mentioned this, iirc. Though I'm pretty sure it's in ST😮S too.

So he can run at 50-75 mph? I doubt that. Do you have a source for that?

They have superior reflexes, but to what extent, we can be sure that it is marginal above humans: see Kirk's fight with Spock. 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Strength, Vulcans are easily 3 times stronger than humans. Due to the gravity of planet Vulcan.

No, not "easily", it is plain and simple the average Vulcan is 3 times stronger than the average human.

Originally posted by Robtard
Having said that, Spock wins this via nerve pinch, won't be much of a fight either. He then tells Veidt his homosexuality is illogical.

A literal bullet dodger (in the most confirmed sense) is somehow going to get tagged by what appears to be a slow moving human (compared to the other Watchmen, he never fought anywhere even close or as strong as the other Watchmen: Ozy makes two of them look slow and weak.)

I know you're just kidding. It's more fun to pretend you're super serialz.

Ozy rapes.

WTF???? Ozy gets his arse mindraped..

ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Forgot the part where he could mindrape him.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Mostly true. His strength is retained per episode 26 of TOS. His telepathy is depleted, but we don't know to what extent.

For such an accomplished fighter with strenght and speed...Kirk seemed a match for him. 🙂

So he can run at 50-75 mph? I doubt that. Do you have a source for that?

They have superior reflexes, but to what extent, we can be sure that it is marginal above humans: see Kirk's fight with Spock. 🙂

No, not "easily", it is plain and simple the average Vulcan is 3 times stronger than the average human.

A literal bullet dodger (in the most confirmed sense) is somehow going to get tagged by what appears to be a slow moving human (compared to the other Watchmen, he never fought anywhere even close or as strong as the other Watchmen: Ozy makes two of them look slow and weak.)

I know you're just kidding. It's more fun to pretend you're super serialz.

Was talking about physical abilities, a mild-mend isn't going to do much in a fight versus an opponent like Veidt, maybe someone less physically strong and girly like Bones where Spock could man-handle, sure. So it's 100% what I said.

Kirk is a ****ing juggernaut, he took down Khan-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously reaction-speed/reflexes, not running speed. Duh. They're not having a 100 meter dash here. (which Spock would win though)

"easily" is equivalent to "plain and simple", not sure why you insist on trying to find errors in my post only to agree with what I said.

Ozy didn't dodge bullets, he stayed ahead of the gun-man's aim and used others as human-shields. He's fast as shit, but no need to masturbate the scene.

Fanboyism is dope and Vulcan nerve-pinch FTW. It's he only logical outcome here.

Originally posted by Robtard

Ozy didn't dodge bullets, he stayed ahead of the gun-man's aim and used others as human-shields. He's fast as shit, but no need to masturbate the scene.

Oh you went there..........He's gonna implode, you know. I implied this a while back and I felt fault lines cracking.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oh you went there..........He's gonna implode, you know. I implied this a while back and I felt fault lines cracking.

No. I said it first long ago shortly after Watchmen and you plagiarized it, cos you're a homo; that's what homos do.

Calm down, Rob.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Calm down, Rob.

I find it funny when the guys who's not calm the majority if the time in here tells me/others to calm down.

Originally posted by Robtard
I find it funny when the guys who's not calm the majority if the time in here tells me/others to calm down.
I'm perfectly calm, dude.