If your crotch was a musical artist/band, what song would it sing?

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Originally posted by Cherrywild
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DAMN BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH

MY PENIS = WHAT A GIRL WANTS, WHAT A GIRL NEEDS, WHATEVER KEEPS HER IN MY ARMS. AND SHES THANKING ME FOR GIVING IT TO HER 😂

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Damn, if I had a nickel for every time somebody asked me that...

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Originally posted by Barker
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=84411
Oh man, thanks for reminding me of that guy! I reread that thread omg. Oh and a note on Kai Lein. He's not Southern...well not really. He's from somewhere in rural indiana. I can tell because I live in Indianapolis so I'm surrounded by these strung-out meth heads and I have to deal with their bullshit everytime I leave the city. Indianapolis is like Ancient Rome, a beacon of civilization surrounded by a bunch of wannabe badass barbarians lol 😄

Originally posted by Grate the Vraya
Oh man, thanks for reminding me of that guy! I reread that thread omg. Oh and a note on Kai Lein. He's not Southern...well not really. He's from somewhere in rural indiana. I can tell because I live in Indianapolis so I'm surrounded by these strung-out meth heads and I have to deal with their bullshit everytime I leave the city. Indianapolis is like Ancient Rome, a beacon of civilization surrounded by a bunch of wannabe badass barbarians lol 😄

That could mean he's from just about anywhere though.

Originally posted by Slay
That could mean he's from just about anywhere though.
Nope. Just Indy, or maybe Ohio...or maybe Kentucky. But Illinois and westward is different.

Originally posted by Grate the Vraya
Nope. Just Indy, or maybe Ohio...or maybe Kentucky. But Illinois and westward is different.

Are you one of those people who think the world isn't any bigger than the US borders?

Besides, I doubt those are the only places in the US which are inhabited by jobless dopeheads.

Originally posted by Slay
Are you one of those people who think the world isn't any bigger than the US borders?

Besides, I doubt those are the only places in the US which are inhabited by jobless dopeheads.

Of course not. I just figured it could easily be assumed that he was from the United States. His accent made him sound like he was from rural Indiana. srug I'm pretty sure that Indiana, Ohio, and Kentucky are the only places with jobless dopeheads with that accent.

Originally posted by Grate the Vraya
Of course not. I just figured it could easily be assumed that he was from the United States. His accent made him sound like he was from rural Indiana. srug I'm pretty sure that Indiana, Ohio, and Kentucky are the only places with jobless dopeheads with that accent.

Oh right, I didn't realise there was some video in which you could hear his voice in the thread.

My bad.

Originally posted by Slay
Oh right, I didn't realise there was some video in which you could hear his voice in the thread.

My bad.

's all good 🙂

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... ugh, why can i not embed things?!

"What I'm Looking For" by Brendan Benson

aaaand this too...

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"Deep Love," sung by Megan Mullaly from the Mel Brooks musical, "Young Frankenstein."

and at some point in time, I think all women have this song emanating from their crotches :

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No ones crotch should ever sing this:

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Damn. This songs been missing from my crotch for days

I mean....

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