The Story Game

Started by Mujaffa13 pages

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oh well...
twas short

as a little...

umm..i bet this'll get closed.

No it wn't.... here's the thread saver :
The sun was shining over the dry hills in the Mojave desert where JC woke up from his 900000 year slumber. He now thought ...

😄 yay---how he could sleep so long...---

Meanwhile, he notices that his stomac has actually dried out.

euw! thats gross! 😘

..so he eats some sand but ...

it really was cement, so he's gonna be shittin' bricks for a month 😄

rofl dude.

...using the bricks, he builds a house....

....but he forgoted to build the roof....

...and a sudden thunder storm appears from no where....

And lifts the house up and desintegrates it. Phew..i bet it was a smelly house too...shit bricks...ew

and his ass was like [-----------] big..really sore..

...so he starts wandering around the desert looking 4 an ointment or smth 4 his ass...

..then he finds a long and narrow worm...

and he rides it through the dunes screaming...shai-hulud!

then the man screams......im the king of the world!!!