The Bride(Uma Thurman) vs Nameless hero(Jet Li)

VS

Fight takes place in Conan's burial ground.

Fight to the death.

Mamba dies.

Care to explain why?

No haermm

I will later, kinda busy now.

She dies horribly. Nameless was running on water and fighting between rain drops and stuff...he's way too fast, and way too skilled for her. Basically she's grounded in reality, where he is not.

crying

Sorry bud....but the guy literally stopped himself from falling into a lake by thrusting his sword point first into the water, then he jumped back into the air...like some straight up Naruto gangsta ninja sh*t. This is his fight by a landslide.

Holy lord.

Beatrix dies epic.

The Bride wins. Nameless Hero never actually did anything except get killed. We saw him tell a story which the Emperor didn't believe, and the rest was speculation of events form the Emperor. We don't actually know what he did or could do.

It doesn't matter because it happened on screen. His fights are considered screen canon.

Originally posted by Impediment
It doesn't matter because it happened on screen. His fights are considered screen canon.

Yeah no. None of what we saw actually happened, they are just stories from an unreliable narrator that changed three times. The only "cannon" feats are him talking with the Emperor and then getting killed in the court yard. Which is why Hero sucked huge monkey balls.

Originally posted by Impediment
Holy lord.

Beatrix dies epic.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. just having some fun Matt..

The Bride gets slaughtered

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Yeah no. None of what we saw actually happened, they are just stories from an unreliable narrator that changed three times. The only "cannon" feats are him talking with the Emperor and then getting killed in the court yard. Which is why Hero sucked huge monkey balls.

Regardless of what happened, he still had to prove himself to the three best warriors in the land, and was skilled enough to fight the emperor, who unlike European kings was a skilled warrior.

And like Tyrion the Imp(Game of Thrones reference, tee hee) said, it happened on screen, and is therefore canon, and therefore Beatrix gets her heart stabbed with surgical precision from like 10 feet away...without an entry or exit wound. 🙂

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Yeah no. None of what we saw actually happened, they are just stories from an unreliable narrator that changed three times. The only "cannon" feats are him talking with the Emperor and then getting killed in the court yard. Which is why Hero sucked huge monkey balls.

You misspelled "canon".

Again, the fights we saw happened on screen. Period. They are canon.

Back to topic, please.

Originally posted by Impediment
You misspelled "canon".

Again, the fights we saw happened on screen. Period. They are canon.

Back to topic, please.

Except the fights we saw on screen didn't happen and we have no idea of the capabilities the Nameless Hero. The whole movie was essentially a dream sequence, none of it was canon.

You're gonna keep arguing, and Imp's gonna keep telling you that it happened on screen, so it's valid for vs purposes. Plus, like you said we have no idea what he can really do, he may be infinitely more powerful than portrayed.

Best thing to do is to let it go and know that Kiddo's getting destroyafied.

And although you're not completely wrong about saying alot of that stuff didn't happen, you're not right either. The Death at Ten Paces technique was used on Long Sky and Flying Snow, and Nameless considered Broken Sword an equal, but not the others, proving that they did fight, but he didn't kill any of them. And Sword let Snow kill him to show he really did love her, then she committed suicide later.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Except the fights we saw on screen didn't happen and we have no idea of the capabilities the Nameless Hero. The whole movie was essentially a dream sequence, none of it was canon.

This has gone on far enough. The fights stand as canon. No exceptions. The fights happened on screen.

Any more of this and warnings will be handed out.

Uma pulls a gun out while Hero is wire flying and blows the crap out of him.

Originally posted by KingD19
Sorry bud....but the guy literally stopped himself from falling into a lake by thrusting his sword point first into the water, then he jumped back into the air...like some straight up Naruto gangsta ninja sh*t. This is his fight by a landslide.