Duke Nukem vs Albert Wesker

This was bound to happen.

Wesker has his superhuman attributes, his Samurai Edge and the ever-deadly Lost in Nightmares super.

Duke has his stockpile of guns and his one-liners.

So aside who has the better voice (Duke's Jon St. John to Wesker's D.C. Douglas), who is the last man standing?

If Duke's smart, he won't use the shrink ray. If he did, it would be impossible to step on Wesker for he would speed blitz all over the room (assuming they're fighting in a room). Still, it would be the most funniest game of cat and mouse anyone would ever see.

Duke could never catch up with Wesker even if he took steroids because Wesker's unnamed virus >>> steroids.

Duke might have a chance at harming Wesker if he can get him to walk over a laser trip mine. If that doesn't work, he automatically loses because the rest of his arsenal wouldn't do crap to Wesker since he can dodge bullets.

Duke has balls of steel.

Bullet dodging has become so common nowadays. Duke does have the devastator and the plasma nuke canon. Very powerful.

And also his Freeze gun.

Wesker destroys.

Duke gets him with the Freeze gun and once he's frozen pulls out his shotgun

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How fast is this freeze gun?

Well even if he does dodges it

it will only just bounce around the walls.

Given the abnormal reflexes Wesker has, don't see what's to keep him from dodging it again if he can do it once.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Given the abnormal reflexes Wesker has, don't see what's to keep him from dodging it again if he can do it once.

Duke's boot up his ass. 313

Wesker does a rhino charge on Duke before that ever happens.

Well, I know nothing about Duke. I always figured he was a badass normal type of character. Can he hang physically with Wesker? Are his gadgets/weapons super crazy?

Well he is practically immortal. He lives on ego and nothing else.

And takes steroids to move faster.

For us, seeing these two shades-wearing icons clash will echo in the annals of KMC game versus history.

But for them...it was Tuesday.

Lol, good post.

Duke drops his pants and Wesker dies instantly at the sight of his balls.

Originally posted by Sin_Volvagia
Duke drops his pants and Wesker dies instantly at the sight of his balls.

Duke may have balls of steel but they won't save him from Wesker punching or kicking the **** out of 'em. He punched through a missile's body of steel after all.

He can punch them, but it won't hurt him. Duke shrinks him and stomps on him.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
He can punch them, but it won't hurt him. Duke shrinks him and stomps on him.

Even if Wesker gets hit by the shrink ray, what makes you think he won't dodge Duke's foot by "teleporting"?