Hmm... I'll give it a go:
STAR WARS EP III: DARK SEDUCTION
STAR WARS EP III: RISE OF THE DARK SIDE
STAR WARS EP III: THE EMPORER'S NEW GROOVE
No. wait, that's been done.
STAR WARS EP III: FALL OF THE JEDI
STAR WARS EP III: AN EMPIRE BORN
STAR WARS EP III: JAR JAR'S BIG ADVENTURE
for real this time, GL!
STAR WARS EP III: THE JEDI BETRAYED
STAR WARS EP III: BUY MY MERCHANDISE
STAR WARS EP III: DAWN OF THE EMPIRE
STAR WARS EP III: A DEAD GUNGAN
STAR WARS EP III: THE JEDI FALLEN
STAR WARS EP III: RISE OF THE SITH
STAR WARS EP III: DARK VICTORY
You could really go on forever...
Titles
How about these:
EP3: Democrats rulz, (go to hell, the Republic[ans] will)
EP3: The Mask :/
EP3: 10 things I hate about the Jedi (the Mask :/)
EP3: I knew what you you did in a galaxy far far far away, a long long long time ago...
EP3: Holly...Molly (Balls in Space)
EP3: Natalie Portman rulz... (LEON part 1.5, the hitman's great x1000 grand daughter)
EP3: Hayden Portman (bastard)
EP3: More Portman actions...
EP3: Samuel L. Jackson censored...
EP3: Pulp Fiction part 2 (Samuel transformed into a monk, no more drinking, smoking, killing, SWEARING, machine-gunning...)
EP3: Down with growing up (staring Ewan McGregor)
EP3: ET part III (how the hell did he start moving so fast?!?)
EP3: Oh Harrison Ford, where art thou?
EP3: a trillion five hundred and sixty nine zillion eight billion five hundred million eighty-five thousand three hundred and six mile (be patient, you'll see Eminem eventually, it takes a while to walk that much you know...)
EP3: Three-hour photo (it's gonna beat ROTK you know).
Originally posted by Darth Jello
it's III. not as fun. at least with the last movie we could have done the tried and true: Star Wars Episode II: Electric Boogaloo
LMFAO! I always wondered if I was the only person who remembered that "movie". Sadly, I think I still have the soundtrack to the first Breakin' movie somewhere.
I was sure the title to EII would be "Star Wars: Episode II - Obi Wan Grows a Beard".
I truly think EIII will be called "Star Wars: Episode III - Palpy Knows Best".
🙂
Crintikious Kokious Minimus