If video games were more realistic

Here is a funny article from cracked.com that I wanted to share!

If video games were more realistic.

I don't get #8 or #2.

Any ideas?

#8 is because Gordon Freeman has no mentioned military training.
Yet is able to take on the US Military mmm
And aliens I guess.

Dun know what #2 is though.

Hahaha, some of those are really good. Number 1 is hilarious.

#2 is based on the Gears of War cover art.

Some of those are really great, I like #9 😄

#19 made me LMAO.

This reminds me of a video I saw on You Tube last night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bKoahtmcHY

That one for #27 can really be applied to quite a few games.

#2 is about CoGs cutting their fingers off with the chainsaw on the Lancer.