Mortal Kombat versus Big Trouble in Little China

Raiden, Shang Tsung and Shao Kahn have joined forces. They have decided to join forces to eliminate every human on Earth. They have recruited every fighter from "Mortal Kombat" and "Mortal Kombat: Annihilation." Liu Kang, Scorpion, Goro, Kitana, every fighter from the two films. Also included is the army that Shao Kahn commanded in MK2. The MK crew has any and all weapons/gear they had in the MK movies.

Their plan is almost complete. The only humans that stand in their way are the characters from "Big Trouble in Little China." Jack Burton, Wang Chi, Egg Shen, Lo Pan, the Three Storms, all fighters from the movie have decided to join forces to defeat the MK crew. Also included are the Chang Sing and the Wing Kong. The BTLC crew has any and all weapons/gear they had in the movie. They also have plenty of "medicine."

Fight takes place in, around, and under Chinatown. It's kill or be killed. Both sides have general knowledge of their opponents and their tactics.

Who wins?

I really do think Raiden solos. Being Earth's protector makes this alliance wtih Sheng and Shao nuts but ..why not.

The rest simply make this a horrible stomp.

Originally posted by the ninjak
I really do think Raiden solos. Being Earth's protector makes this alliance wtih Sheng and Shao nuts but ..why not.

The rest simply make this a horrible stomp.

Screen feats, dude. The BTLC crew have far more impressive magic.

The Three Storms rape Raiden, quite quickly and very violently.

Egg and Lo Pan rape Kahn and Tsung.

The BTLC crew have guns.

✅ So yeah, you guys need to actually WATCH the movie before debating on it.

little china did have better magic.
but then again they got raped by kurt russel 😬

cyrax soloes 😛

Cyrax solos? The Three Storms are bulletproof, dude.

cyrax shot flesh eating nanites 😐

And? If the 3 Storms are bulletproof, how is this gonna harm them? Observe, FF to 1:20:

YouTube video

Flesh, you know that Lo Pan was not made of flesh, right?

Also, the BTLC fighters would piss all over Sonya and Jax.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And? If the 3 Storms are bulletproof, how is this gonna harm them?

Flesh, you know that Lo Pan was not made of flesh, right?

Also, the BTLC fighters would piss all over Sonya and Jax.

the 3 storms also were killed by
1. a rock
2. a sword
3. suicide
😬

Cyrax soloes

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
flesh eating nanites > bullets
&
Lo pan was killed by a throwing knife dude 😬

the 3 storms also were killed by
1. a rock
2. a sword
3. suicide
😬

Cyrax soloes

1. That "rock" was a big ass statue. It would have killed anyone in either movie.
2. Only because Wang had drunk the medicine. Did you even watch the movie?
3. No. Cyrax goes down in a hail of bullets. Or gets fried by the Storms.

of course ive seen the movie haven't seen it in a while though gonna download it.

if they are truly invincible then this would be classified as spite idiot

No, far from spite, it's just that you guys are arguing for MK entirely the wrong way. Look beyond the surface.

Don't address me unless you can do so without insults.

ok give me a way MK can defeat invincible people retard

you cant... spite

Think about the players on the MK team. All of them.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
of course ive seen the movie haven't seen it in a while though gonna download it.

if they are truly invincible then this would be classified as spite idiot

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
ok give me a way MK can defeat invincible people retard

you cant... spite

Knock off the namecalling and insults, now. If you can't debate civilly, then get out.

^ LOL

anyways RJ show me a way MK can defeat invincible people.

its a simple question you give me the way & i'll run with it
i doubt u can anyways

edit - peach aren't you the mod that censors people posts & not your own? LMAO practice what you preach peach rhymes huh

I'm leaning towards the BTLC grew, but there is a strong argument that can be made for the MK crew.

You really need me to point it out?

well i wouldn't be asking if i didn't genius.
stop playing & give 1
just 1 way they can hurt invincible people.

They aren't invincible, just bulletproof.

Give one? You want me to tell you what to say? haermm