Uri Boyka vs. Ong Bak vs. Bone vs. IP Man

IP Man for some reason gets time travelled to the present, and he learns that the fastest way to earn money is to street fight.

Uri Boyka is released from prison and he earns money the only way he knows how: fighting - but this time in the streets.

Ong Bak (can't remember the character's name) is the rising star of street fighting and is currently undefeated.

Bone (From blood and bone) is the current regional champion after beating Price.

Who wins in a street fighting - round robin type of tournament?

Bone is slow as shit in comparison. He loses to any of the other three.

Boyka is good, but he's not Asian-Cinema-Good. He loses to either IP or Jaa.

Between IP and Jaa, it's a close call. Probably Jaa though, he had more cartoonish feats.

You sure about IP Man? He did have a lot of trouble with a heavy weight boxer using gloves.

Both Bone and Boyka are as big as that boxer with even more rounded skills and won't be wearing any gloves.

Although I do agree that IP seems a bit too fast for Bone...

Yes.

Uri Boyka
YouTube video

Ong-Bak
YouTube video

Bone
YouTube video

Ip Man
YouTube video

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I think Ip Man shall be crowned victor

If Jaa isn't allowed his nonsense from his other films, then ya, he probably loses to IP.

everyone gets Bone'd.

Originally posted by Robtard
Bone is slow as shit in comparison. He loses to any of the other three.

Boyka is good, but he's not Asian-Cinema-Good. He loses to either IP or Jaa.

Between IP and Jaa, it's a close call. Probably Jaa though, he had more cartoonish feats.

Originally posted by marwash22
everyone gets Bone'd.

Ip Man is the fastest and has awesome technique.

Bone is the physically strongest and has shown some pretty good technique.

Jaa has the best combination of speed/strength/technique.

I haven't seen much of Boyka so I can't comment on him.

IP man had a lot of trouble with a heavy weight boxer, and had to hit the boxer a tremendous amount of times to hurt him.

As good as IP man is, I don't think he's gonna find it easy to fight Bone and Boyka. Not saying that he'll lose, just saying that people need to give this more consideration than just saying "he wins coz he has the best looking technique".

Bone would one-shot IP Man. Dragon Ball Z type punches wont work...

Bone would definitely take Ip Man down with one or slightly more full force blows. But the problem is laying a hand on him. Ip Man is f*cking quick.

Throw in Mas Oyama from Fighter in the Wind just for the fact that he'd beast the lot of them ****.

Originally posted by jaden101
Throw in Mas Oyama from Fighter in the Wind just for the fact that he'd beast the lot of them ****.

Come on now man...that's just wrong.

In what way?

Originally posted by jaden101
Throw in Mas Oyama from Fighter in the Wind just for the fact that he'd beast the lot of them ****.

You just like him cos of the bestiality.

Originally posted by jaden101
Throw in Mas Oyama from Fighter in the Wind just for the fact that he'd beast the lot of them ****.

It's crazy. Mas is about as uber as someone can get in a kung fu movie.

Originally posted by marwash22
is that a good movie?

Do you like watch half naked men wrestle with animals?