The Sad Flutes versus Mortal Kombat

Team MK:

Lord Rayden (MK 2 Raiden, when his powers are going), Liu Kang, Johnny Cage, Shang Tsung, Princess Kitana, Kano, Scorpion x 2, Sub-Zero x 2, Reptile, Art Lean, Jax Briggs, Shao Kahn, Sindel, Jade, Motaro, Sheeva, Goro, Nightwolf, Johnny Cage, Ermac, Cyrax, Noob Saibot, Rain, Baraka.

400-500 Army cannon fodder.

Versus The Sad Flutes from "The Warriors Way." Yang and his master are with them. Not sure what their numbers were in the movie, but let's say they have as many as team MK.

The MKers must hunt down and kill the Sad Flutes. Fight takes place on Endor. I named MK Raiden because the Flutes have no sorcery. Full power Raiden makes it spite.

Both teams are aware of he other, familiar with their abilities. Both teams have all weapons they were shown using onscreen. Hour prep time for both teams.

MORTAL KOMBAT!

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With a name like the Sad Flutes they must have really small penises.

Team MK win by simply pulling their pants down.

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Yang was beating the shit out of the Sad Flutes, easy.

Shao Kahn and Liu Kang go "Animality" in dragon form and stomp while Sub Zero makes his expaning ice dome to engulf the SF while Scorpion constantly teleports, hooks, and skull burns away and the rest just stomp away.

Originally posted by Impediment
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Yang was beating the shit out of the Sad Flutes, easy.

Shao Kahn and Liu Kang go "Animality" in dragon form and stomp while Sub Zero makes his expaning ice dome to engulf the SF while Scorpion constantly teleports, hooks, and skull burns away and the rest just stomp away.

Originally posted by thanos-prime
👆 the sad flutes were sad excuses for ninja or were they samurai?

They didn't impress me. The film was decent, but I've seen much better.

BTW, the 400-500 army fodder for MK would consist of Outworld army beings such as the Shokan, Centaurians, and the Tarkatan.

Stomp.

Shao Khan should solo!

FLAWLESS VICTORY for MK

Originally posted by Impediment
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Yang was beating the shit out of the Sad Flutes, easy.

Shao Kahn and Liu Kang go "Animality" in dragon form and stomp while Sub Zero makes his expaning ice dome to engulf the SF while Scorpion constantly teleports, hooks, and skull burns away and the rest just stomp away.

The Flutes were impressive, dude, they were the most powerful Ninja clan in all the land. Also, look:

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There was also the scene at the end when like 200 of them busted through arctic ice to confront Yang. The reason they looked shitty was because Yang was that much better than them. It's like Jordan going up against an average NBA guard.

Yang's speed blitz>>>Scorpions teleporting, he teleported slow as hell. His hook attack? Lulz, sloooooooooooooow, the Flutes dodge and chop it off. Yang can cut 9 armored men in half in 1/4 second, none of the MKers are touching him. He can potentially cut them all down in less than a minute.

Sub Zero is a problem, bit with the Flutes ability to fly hundreds of feet into the air, now ay he ices them. And yes, the Flutes can fly, look at the vid I posted.

The dragons, well, 4-5 Flutes ambush it from high above, dead dragons. Or Yang speed blitzes and takes out their achilles tendon.

You're not thinking about it objectively. The cannon fodder are gonna be raped by the Flutes, it won't even be a fight. That leaves about 30 top tier fighters. The Flutes lose maybe 15% of their number against the cannon fodder, let's say 20%. That leaves Yang, his Master and over 300 Sad Flutes against Scorpion, Liu, Shang Tsung, and the rest of the MK upper tiers.

Originally posted by Impediment
BTW, the 400-500 army fodder for MK would consist of Outworld army beings such as the Shokan, Centaurians, and the Tarkatan.

Stomp.