Zealot vs Batman

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Zealot vs Batman

Who wins?

Batman. Zealot is a great fighter but Batman has beaten better.

Zealot. Batman is a great fight, but Zealot has beaten better.

Batman, because he has a dick.

Zealot will have his after she cuts it off.

Originally posted by Mindset
Zealot will have his after she cuts it off.

To big and hard, won't work.

Gay.

Originally posted by Mindset
Gay.

You like?

Zealot. Better stats, more experience.

Originally posted by Mindset
Batman has beaten
Originally posted by Mindset
off
Originally posted by Mindset
Zealot
Originally posted by Batman-Prime
big and hard
Originally posted by Batman-Prime
dick

haermm

I already posted this. And Zealot wins.

your thread wasnt nearly as epic.

Originally posted by Lord_Talron
your thread wasnt nearly as epic.

False. My threads are always epic. It's not my fault people can't read/or don't know much about the character. 😛

Originally posted by Prep-Man
False. My threads are always epic. It's not my fault people can't read/or don't know much about the character. 😛
did your thread have dick jokes?

zealot ftw.

is that fan made? half of the shit in there doesnt even make sense (from a logic point of view, not feats, skills or anything...)

Originally posted by Lord_Talron
is that fan made? half of the shit in there doesnt even make sense (from a logic point of view, not feats, skills or anything...)

What doesn't make sense?

That's not the entire fight. Batman takes out an eye with some battarangs, and Zealot pulls the old sword through two people trick, impaling herself just to stab Batman.

But she can get away with that because she's an enhance Coda warrior, related to Majestic. Nowhere near his stats, but still above human level..

Also, that's not really Batman. It's from "Dreamwar", where some kid steals a book of all the dreams ever, and creates DC characters to kill the Wildstorm characters. So, Zealot killed "Dream Batman".

So, non canon stuff, basically. Although personally, I think these dreams were pretty accurate to reality, because a specific plot point was that dreams are actually more accurate then memories for discribing reality, and all of the DC dream characters, despite being twisted to serve as weapons against Wildstorm, reverted back to their noble character traits, e.g. Superman flat out refused to kill, no matter what his "creator" wanted him to do, and Bouncing Boy cited the Legion code against taking a life. And, the characters had to be tricked into believing they were fighting villians.. Not to mention, Brainiac 5 took note of the fact Sun Eaters don't hatch from moons, which the kid made happen.

All reasons why I think there's some truth to these dream characters.

Doesn't matter, though, it's still non canon, like any non mainstream versions of characters.

This actually happens in the fight.

And this is just an alternate take on the killing blow. I guess DC didn't want an outright decapitation, even if it wasn't the real Batman. 😄

That's pretty much how it would go down. Zealot fought Midnighter for 8-12 hours straight. She has the speed, strength, and stamina advantage over anyone in the bat family.