The Witches of Eastwick vs The Craft

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The Witches of Eastwick vs The Craft

The Witches of Eastwick

versus

The Witches from "The Craft"

The Craft Witches descend upon the small village where the Eastwick witches live. Both sides decide the town is too small for both parties, so they engage in a battle to the death.

Who wins? Anything goes, and Nicholson is with the Eastwick Witches.

the ninjak FRINGE Division

I was just talking about last night why they never made a sequel for this.

The Eastwick witches win. Nicholson makes it even easier.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Dunno, the Craft bitches could mind rape them.

the ninjak FRINGE Division

I honestly can't remember Craft feats.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Flying witches yo.

the ninjak FRINGE Division

While the girls are at school Cher breaks into their apartment/house and steals their hair brushes and stuff. Four Voodoo dolls later and they're screwed.

ares834 Senior Member

Originally posted by the ninjak
Nicholson makes it even easier.

Correct!

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I'd **** every one of them. Even Nicholson.

Impediment Endless

Nicholson is the devil. He's too much.

All Jane, Alex, and Suki have to do is laugh to fly while eating cherries to make the teens vomit up their guts. Trust me. I've seen TWoE many, many times.

the ninjak FRINGE Division

Ah yes the cherries. 😆

Game Over.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd **** every one of them. Even Nicholson.

Sarandon was hot in White Sands. I'd smash Pfeiffer now. Cher you couldn't pay me. Nicholson sure why not.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd **** every one of them. Even Nicholson.

You'd **** Cher? What a homo.

the ninjak FRINGE Division
Originally posted by Robtard
You'd **** Cher? What a homo.

😆 It's true! It would be gayer to do Cher than Nicholson.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
You'd **** Cher? What a homo.
I'd push her shit into her nasal cavity with the lights off.

Originally posted by Impediment
Nicholson is the devil. He's too much.

All Jane, Alex, and Suki have to do is laugh to fly while eating cherries to make the teens vomit up their guts. Trust me. I've seen TWoE many, many times.

The Crafters could take your worst fear and turn it into reality, right?

Yeah, great flick. Nicholson was gold.

Impediment Endless

The Craft girls only had their worst fears returned upon them times 3 was because they cast a spell against another person and it returned to them.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Impediment
The Craft girls only had their worst fears returned upon them times 3 was because they cast a spell against another person and it returned to them.
So the targeted witch turned the spell back on the caster? Or was it the whole thing about what you put out you get back 3 times?

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

time to break this down.. this boils down to m.i.l.f.s v. young hot babes..

m.i.l.f.s win 😄

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd push her shit into her nasal cavity with the lights off.

Would be before or after she deep-throated you with her she-male cock?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
Would be before or after she deep-throated you with her she-male cock?
She's aaaaaaaall woman, duderino.

Impediment Endless

Sarandon was HAWT as Janet in Rocky Horror Picture Show. I'd definitely pee in her butt.

1980's Cher? Yeah, I'd hit it.

Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman? Sure.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Impediment

1980's Cher? Yeah, I'd hit it.

Must be a Texas thang.