Some classic walshy:
we touched each others dicks as a joke then i felt his and he was hard then i was hard then we sort of dry humped on the floor then we stopped cause we were worried his rents would come upstairs
i guess he wasn't gay tho
well it was like this RLY RLY stunnin hot girl (total ****)..and i always rememba wen i watched superbad and the guy says sumin like "i hit the peak of my ass grabbin career 2 soon"..thts wat it was like wiv me..cos i used 2 be alrite like..and ther was me and my m8 who was a couple years younger than me..i was 14 i fink he was like 11..but he neva got anything..nd arwnd the street i live in..at the time it was like everyone knew each other a bit..and i remember being in the park and seeing, sam, ben, baker, alll of them were older than us by a couple years but fern (the hot whore girl (weird name right?)) was just a few months younger than me, younger than me, so that cool. and we were all in the park, and i think sam said something and then somehow it was arranged on the bench like this: sam on the end, baker, ben, tom, and i was at the very very end so then i got up and then sam wanted me to give fern a *** rub..i wasnt going to say no, fern was fine wiv it but now she was lying on top of all the boys on the bench,so im standing over her and the boys are sittinng on this bench watching me rubbing her ****, and sam has her eyes covered and that, and ben and tom are like holding her down, shes loving it though, then i start like stroking her stomach and going up her top and down her stomach..then i just peck her on the lips...then when i thought the moment was right...i get up real close to her and try necking her but... ermm ..she gets up and slaps me in the face. but i dont remember much after that, i think i was laughing, then i think everyone went in and i just gave her a hug and went home. the next day or soemthing she says "that was teh best *** rub, best stomach message and best kiss iv ever had" or something. i was like then i dunno how long after but jack tells me that fern was in dans garage wit heveryone and said that i practically raped her, she had a boyfriend at the time too. and now she hates me though. this one time she chased me barefoot down the street.
so i just go in the basement and drink my Pepsi and look through this old Argos catalogue. did that for like 15 minutes and this stunning girl walked past! DAMN! she was so rape worthy. then i heard some lady got the key to open the annex and so i went up after her and she put her leg up and said "no, no you cant come in". she was just messing and i was like lol hilarious funniest ****ing thing iv ever heard.
can't find the original post where he told us about trying on his sisters underwear mmm was probably in the chat
Originally posted by Scythe
[b]Ohh, Walshy, how he left us so young and flamboyant. I present to you a timeline of Walshy's life. We shall remember him always for:Being born a wonderful, bouncing baby girl.
His first love.
His first fight.
Hitting puberty.
His first high school dance recital. He's the green one, obvious0f*ckin-ly.
The time he spent growing up with his brother.
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lol, most awesome post I've seen on this site.
Originally posted by Syren
I miss walshy. Can someone send me a PM with links to Marius' and Bloigen's forums please? Much appreciated 😊
Haha, ten bucks says he read this and said: "F*uuuuck yeah" Then proceeded to sponging his privates with grape jelly because we told him that's the normal way people bate.
Walshy:
i had a dream i saw your face at my wedding
like you were the bride
Kay:
😘
how dare you reference my dream
Walshy:
and then i dreamt of us contaminating
our marrige
this was my dream
Marius Hoffbauer:
lol
Walshy:
are you going to tell kodak you dreamt about marrying him
Kay:
contaminating?
lololololol
Walshy:
whatever it is
Sancty:
LOL contaminating omg
Kay:
i just peed a little
Marius Hoffbauer:
You'd contaminate stuff if you consummated the marriage
Walshy:
shut up spell check said that i thought it was right
laughcry