Master Yoda vs RotS Anakin Skywalker (Zone)

This might have been done already, but I'm posting it anyway.

Master Yoda vs Anakin (RotS - In t3h Z0n3) Skywalker

Battle takes place in the TIE Fighter Construction Facility that orbits the moon of Nar Shaddaa.

All-out!!

Ooooh, contraversial.

I'll hold off for now if no-one minds.

Plo Koon solos.

Yoda wins.

Zone Anakin, ftw. If he's holding a lightsaber, he's going to win, imo.

Case in point: his effortless trouncing of Dooku - a feat I highly doubt Yoda could duplicate with the same degree of ease (if at all.)

Originally posted by Nephthys
I'll hold off for now if no-one minds.

Yeah, figured you would.

BTW - Yoda saber-rapes Anakin (any version, it doesn't matter), repeatedly!!

There will definitely be no saber-raping of any kind.

'This is Anakin Skywalker:

The most powerful Jedi of his generation. Perhaps of any generation. The fastest. The strongest. An unbeatable pilot. An unstoppable warrior. On the ground, in the air or sea or space, there is no one even close. He has not just power, not just skill, but dash: that rare, invaluable combination of boldness and grace.

He is the best there is at what he does. The best there has ever been. And he knows it.'

Thoughts? I could see a counter argument built around the 'of his generation' part personally.

Wouldn't Yoda still have been 'of his generation' (technically)..?

Originally posted by Nephthys
'This is Anakin Skywalker:

The most powerful Jedi of his generation. Perhaps of any generation. [b]The fastest. The strongest. An unbeatable pilot. An unstoppable warrior. On the ground, in the air or sea or space, there is no one even close. He has not just power, not just skill, but dash: that rare, invaluable combination of boldness and grace.

He is the best there is at what he does. The best there has ever been. And he knows it.'

Thoughts? I could see a counter argument built around the 'of his generation' part personally. [/B]

Anakin's thoughts about himself. According to this...

Originally posted by Nephthys
Haha, as usual DS, you have such a sweet ass.

No, it is a narration spelling out Yoda's thought process. It is not the narrator saying these things, it is th enarator telling the reader what [b]Yoda is saying.

The 'truth' is only relevent to Yoda's conclusion, that he couldn't beat Sidious. Everything else is fluff. [/B]

Nah it isn't.

You're going to need something more compelling than 'no it isn't' because, right now, JT has you by your marbles.

Originally posted by Nephthys
'This is Anakin Skywalker:

The most powerful Jedi of his generation. Perhaps of any generation. [b]The fastest. The strongest. An unbeatable pilot. An unstoppable warrior. On the ground, in the air or sea or space, there is no one even close. He has not just power, not just skill, but dash: that rare, invaluable combination of boldness and grace.

He is the best there is at what he does. The best there has ever been. And he knows it.'

Thoughts? I could see a counter argument built around the 'of his generation' part personally. [/B]

And it's pretty ****ing obvious he was by no means unstoppable, just ask Kenobi.

Originally posted by RagingBoner
You're going to need something more compelling than 'no it isn't' because, right now, JT has you by your marbles.

It isn't spelling out anything about Anakin's thought process. It isn't describing any 'truth' that Anakin realised, it's just describing Anakin to the reader. Completely different.

And they're a bit bigger than marbles thank you very much.

And it's pretty ****ing obvious he was by no means unstoppable, just ask Kenobi.

Yeah, that parts obviously hyperbole.

Originally posted by Nephthys
'This is Anakin Skywalker:

The most powerful Jedi of his generation. Perhaps of any generation. [b]The fastest. The strongest. An unbeatable pilot. An unstoppable warrior. On the ground, in the air or sea or space, there is no one even close. He has not just power, not just skill, but dash: that rare, invaluable combination of boldness and grace.

He is the best there is at what he does. The best there has ever been. And he knows it.'

Thoughts? I could see a counter argument built around the 'of his generation' part personally. [/B]

Where is this amazing Titan and who replaced him with the whiny ***** we see?

Originally posted by Jinsoku Takai
Anakin's thoughts about himself.

Originally posted by Jinsoku Takai
And it's pretty ****ing obvious he was by no means unstoppable, just ask Kenobi.

N, by your own logic, that quote is as much his own self-thought as Yoda's "most devastingly powerful foe the darkness had ever known" is his (Yoda's) self-thought.

And the fact that there contained in said quote is, as you admit, hyperbole, severely tarnishes the credibility of the quote in the context that you wish to use it.

Originally posted by Lucius
Where is this amazing Titan and who replaced him with the whiny ***** we see?

In the ROTS novel and George Lucas respectively.

You've been spending too much time with Rogue Jedi.

Fvck you too.