Teleporting or Flying?

Originally posted by dadudemon
This is mostly true. I'd just scare him or knock his bag of chips on the floor.

Na, you'd rage, pop on over, punch him in the head while yelling "Boom! Head-Shot! *****!" and then leave.

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, you'd rage, pop on over, punch him in the head while yelling "Boom! Head-Shot! *****!" and then leave.

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And then, I suppose, I'd tea-bag his body?

Originally posted by dadudemon
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And then, I suppose, I'd tea-bag his body?

That would be better if you had a Polaroid camera with you, leave the pic of your naked sack on his forehead taped to his chest, for when he wakes up.

Originally posted by Robtard
Flying, not cos it's better, but because I know it would only be a matter of time before I grossly misused teleporting powers.

I'd likely be tempted to rob a bank and I know it would only be a matter of time until someone pissed me off enough and I rage-teleported; dropped them with the sharks.

Be harder to misuse flying and I don't have my own Uncle Ben giving me his wisdom.

Now let's elaborate. What would you do with said powers? Become a hero?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ah, so you have no self control.

I have shit-loads of self-control, but I'm flawed like any other person and I could/would slip given the right circumstances. That's way too dangerous a power to have.

Originally posted by Robtard
I have shit-loads of self-control, but I'm flawed like any other person and I could/would slip given the right circumstances. That's way too dangerous a power to have.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Now let's elaborate. What would you do with said powers? Become a hero?

Yeah. I would totally skip work. I would set up a phone at work and call it...put it on speaker, and then go home.

I would play video games, watched movies, spend time with the wife and kids... until something broke or someone called. That way, I could do whatever I wanted until needed.

I could also fix computers and servers waaaaaaaaaay faster this way. It's very hard to fix an application running in the OS on a server that, for some reason, dropped its network connection. I'd just have to teleport, reboot the server, start the application again, and test the app for function.

Currently, if I cannot tunnel in, I cannot fix it.

That's a stupid reason but it's the most direct use needed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not if I had it.

You'd be one of the worst, dude.

Originally posted by Robtard
You'd be one of the worst, dude.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, I'd be good.

You'd try at first, then you'd fail.

Originally posted by Robtard
You'd try at first, then you'd fail.

I would choose flying so I can travel and enjoy the view and scenery.

Teleporting. ✅

Flying for me, although that is at odds with my fear of heights.

With flying you can control where you are going and scope out any potential danger up ahead whereas with teleporting you could teleport into a gun battle or in front of truck. Just knowing where you want to go can't account for the dangers you might face when you get there.

Originally posted by Lord Shadow Z
Just knowing where you want to go can't account for the dangers you might face when you get there.

Man, the money I could make, legally, no limits.

As long as I could teleport anywhere I wanted not just to somewhere within eye-shot, I would pick teleporting.

I'd put airlines out of business. I'd charge discount rates for teleporting people around the world, as long as they had a passport.

I'd put Fedex and UPS out of business, same thing, discount rates for delivery.

Then again, I might charge more because of the fact that I can deliver instantly.

Yep that is why teleporting = win.

I have a sig similar to yours.