Bin Laden's hard drive full of porn

Started by RE: Blaxican5 pages

From a very specific point of view, that's actually kind of hilarious.

I find this hard to believe. At what point, does he go: ''I've given the orders to ALL terrorists I control, I'm safe from any danger, I have nothing to do, so I think I'll watch porn.''

Also, why would this make news to begin with? It's trivial, so I'd assume it's to further gloat or an attempt to alienate religious fanatics from him.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I find this hard to believe. At what point, does he go: ''I've given the orders to ALL terrorists I control, I'm safe from any danger, I have nothing to do, so I think I'll watch porn.''

Also, why would this make news to begin with? It's trivial, so I'd assume it's to further gloat or an attempt to alienate religious fanatics from him.

He would have had plenty of time "by himself" especially since he could give others a "do not disturb until I'm down faping...I mean sending these e-mails out" orders.

He could have had the monitor turned around towards a corner at the opposite side of the room ...and fapped under his robes...under the desk?

Or the porn could have belonged to one of his subordinates that had access to the computer?

There's lots of possibilities.

It apologize if it sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not. 😄

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I find this hard to believe. At what point, does he go: ''I've given the orders to ALL terrorists I control, I'm safe from any danger, I have nothing to do, so I think I'll watch porn.''

Actually there is nothing odd about that idea at all. He had privacy, he had porn, and presumably he had a working penis.

The rest just kind of fapps into place.

Originally posted by dadudemon
He would have had plenty of time "by himself" especially since he could give others a "do not disturb until I'm down faping...I mean sending these e-mails out" orders.

He could have had the monitor turned around towards a corner at the opposite side of the room ...and fapped under his robes...under the desk?

Or the porn could have belonged to one of his subordinates that had access to the computer?

There's lots of possibilities.

It apologize if it sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not. 😄

The point isn't about him wanking off, it's about him getting time to download and watch porn.

If he did indeed have computers, wouldn't they be used for plotting terrorist attacks, sending out orders and such instead of looking for porn which risks viruses and makes their computers vulnerable to attack and maybe location.

Or maybe he telepathically gave orders. Or maybe he gave no orders at all and thus was free to surf the porn sites all day/every day, then download them to a hard drive....it's a mystery.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
The point isn't about him wanking off, it's about him getting time to download and watch porn.

If he did indeed have computers, wouldn't they be used for plotting terrorist attacks, sending out orders and such instead of looking for porn which risks viruses and makes their computers vulnerable to attack and maybe location.

Or maybe he telepathically gave orders. Or maybe he gave no orders at all and thus was free to surf the porn sites all day/every day, then download them to a hard drive....it's a mystery.

It's incredibly easy to find downloadable porn on the Internet and remain virus free. Torrents plus a blocklist, or a fileshare search engine + account. There are entire forums dedicated to indexing porn online for easy download.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
The point isn't about him wanking off, it's about him getting time to download and watch porn.

If he did indeed have computers, wouldn't they be used for plotting terrorist attacks, sending out orders and such instead of looking for porn which risks viruses and makes their computers vulnerable to attack and maybe location.

Or maybe he telepathically gave orders. Or maybe he gave no orders at all and thus was free to surf the porn sites all day/every day, then download them to a hard drive....it's a mystery.

I'd think that he'd have a crap-load of time to surf porn considering he was at that compound for years. He wasn't very active, especially towards the end of his life. I'm sure his bodyguards would leave him alone if he told them to being loyal religious zealots and all.

Also, plotting attacks would take less time than an 9 to 5 job. Some of the terrorist attacks seem like they had very little foresight or planning. You know? Even the 9-11 attacks were fairly simple: go to America, get American flight school training, and set a date and time to fly planes in the WTCs and Pentagon around the same time. The only planning required is setting a date and time and exchanging cell phone numbers once they got to America. This overlooks them having to look up the coordinates of those locations on maps, of course. But a bit of training and the resources in flight school make accomplishing their respective tasks much easier.

Edit - Yeah, as long as you are decent with computers, there's no reason you should get a virus on your computer from things like porn. No torrents required.

I find it very hard to believe that plotting against the most powerful nation in the world, in terms of both security and military is a ''simple'' 9 to 5 job.

I hope this sounds as ridiculous to you, as it does to me.

For someone with such a strong ideology and determination to destroy America and her allies, you make him seem lazy and disinterested. Especially considering he was the most wanted man on the planet.

Looks like bin Laden's been unloadin'.

And the people who do watch it never the less do end up murdering.I guess you don't really watch the news to know that.But then again you have a big foot up your a** so I guess you would never know that.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I find it very hard to believe that plotting against the most powerful nation in the world, in terms of both security and military is a ''simple'' 9 to 5 job.

I hope this sounds as ridiculous to you, as it does to me.

For someone with such a strong ideology and determination to destroy America and her allies, you make him seem lazy and disinterested. Especially considering he was the most wanted man on the planet.

For quite a few terrorists (usually the lower ranking members, from poorer nations) that's exactly what it is - their joining has less to do with ideology and more to do with practicality. They get paid for their work and send the money back to their families.

Why do you find it hard to believe that he had free time, btw? Or that he was a hypocrite who watched porn? It all seems to fit if you ask me...hypocrisy and extremism (of any kind) seem to go hand-in-hand.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I find it very hard to believe that plotting against the most powerful nation in the world, in terms of both security and military is a ''simple'' 9 to 5 job.

I hope this sounds as ridiculous to you, as it does to me.

For someone with such a strong ideology and determination to destroy America and her allies, you make him seem lazy and disinterested. Especially considering he was the most wanted man on the planet.

I feel I am too unfamiliar with the requirements of his job to make a confident estimate on the time he'd have to invest.

Originally posted by dadudemon

Also, plotting attacks would take less time than an 9 to 5 job. Some of the terrorist attacks seem like they had very little foresight or planning. You know? Even the 9-11 attacks were fairly simple:

While I do agree that bin Laden probably had a lot of down time and fapped because of that, it is utterly ridculous to think that launching a terrorist attack on the U.S, especially one of the magnitude of 9/11, is something that would take less planing than an average 9-to-5 job

Eh, if he applies the 80-20 rules and kinda wings the rest I'm sure he can pull it off with a couple hours per week.

KSM was the guy who plotted 9/11.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
The point isn't about him wanking off, it's about him getting time to download and watch porn.

If he did indeed have computers, wouldn't they be used for plotting terrorist attacks, sending out orders and such instead of looking for porn which risks viruses and makes their computers vulnerable to attack and maybe location.

Or maybe he telepathically gave orders. Or maybe he gave no orders at all and thus was free to surf the porn sites all day/every day, then download them to a hard drive....it's a mystery.

Downloading porn doesn't take a lot of time; in fact, I could be downloading a porn clip or full porn feature while typing this reply, or working on a term paper, playing a video game or even planning a terrorist attack.

As far as watching it, I'm sure he could make some time here and there, I highly doubt he was busy running his cells 100% of his time, I'm sure he delegated much of the lower level functions to his trusted people.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
And the people who do watch it never the less do end up murdering.I guess you don't really watch the news to know that.But then again you have a big foot up your a** so I guess you would never know that.
😐

where do you get this shit?

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
And the people who do watch it never the less do end up murdering.I guess you don't really watch the news to know that.

But that's an epic fail in logic

The murderers who watch porn are the ones who don't get caught 😉

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I find it very hard to believe that plotting against the most powerful nation in the world, in terms of both security and military is a ''simple'' 9 to 5 job.

It's simpler than the time required for a 9-5 job, actually.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I hope this sounds as ridiculous to you, as it does to me.

It does not. Especially when you consider how easy it was to smuggle things like binary explosives, knives, and so forth on planes at the time. Additionally, their plans actually seemed disorganized and haphazard.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
For someone with such a strong ideology and determination to destroy America and her allies, you make him seem lazy and disinterested. Especially considering he was the most wanted man on the planet.

I think you give him too much credit.

How hard is it to look up how to make a fertilizer bomb (or use some plastique), make the bomb, and then put it in a truck and blow it up outside of a building?

Since the recipes for such bombs can be found on the internet, are known to some ex-military that joined his causes, and require little time in the grand scheme, it requires very little thinking. The maximum amount of thinking required is just setting the bomb off during the day to get the maximum causalities. Oh, and finding a zealot willing to die.

What the American people did not want to hear was how easy it is to actually commit terror acts against the US. It's still easy. It's just not as easy.

Terror attacks are not like they are depicted in Hollywood. They aren't some elaborate genius level plans. I am quite sure that you could come up with a terror attack that makes all the others look childish in complexity especially if you gave it 6 hours of attention for one month straight.

Originally posted by Lestov16
While I do agree that bin Laden probably had a lot of down time and fapped because of that, it is utterly ridculous to think that launching a terrorist attack on the U.S, especially one of the magnitude of 9/11, is something that would take less planing than an average 9-to-5 job

All this proves it that people are not aware how very simple committing acts of terror are: even one on such a "scale" as the 9-11 attacks. It makes people feel more comfortable thinking that the reason the US was attacked with such devastation was due to some brilliant and genius level planning. That's simply not the case.

Originally posted by ADarksideJedi
And the people who do watch it never the less do end up murdering.I guess you don't really watch the news to know that.But then again you have a big foot up your a** so I guess you would never know that.

Since it's apparently all over the news it shouldn't be hard for you to prove your stance with news clips/stories, so why don't you post some? (this isn't the first time someone's asked you to to do, btw)

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