if you had to fight wolverine for real how would you do it?

Acid would work on Wolvy... large amounts of it but I really wouldn't know where to start at finding it, especially in large quantities.

Originally posted by inimalist
Logan's resistance to beer is sort of unreliable, no?

what about stuff like LSD?

EDIT: given stuff like that merely works by changing how neurons fire, not by killing brain cells or anything that could be regenerated

I like how you picked one of the few drugs that are nigh impossible to overdose from lol

Anyway, I'd blackmail him.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not hooks. Miscroscopic chains. Heard some editor stated that, but I can't confirm if that's true. No instruments would help here.

Unlike with Lady Deathstrike, Bullseye, ultimate characters or even Sabretooth, adamantium bonding process used on Wolverine was perfect. His skeleton is a one fully functional piece, as we've seen many times, both in canon and some alternate realities.

I always thought that was bad art. DAMN!

O'K! Electrocute, Drug and Tranq Logan.

Shove long serrated drill bits through his eyeballs into his brain. Mince that brain up. And keep up the good work.

Start flaying the flesh of the bones starting with throat, brain heart ect.
Just melt the rest it will take awhile.

Originally posted by Konton
I like how you picked one of the few drugs that are nigh impossible to overdose from lol

Anyway, I'd blackmail him.

I didn't realize we had to kill him

"If I had to fight Wolverine..." giving him strong doses of a drug that will impair his ability to do anything to me, or in fact, may make him less aggressive overall, is probably a good place to start

baby steps 😛

besides, given how many demons Wolverine has in his psyche, maybe a psychedelic would be a fairly strong weapon against him

at first i would work 10 years at mckdonalds then i would hire all the UFC strikeforce K1 fighters to fight him at once it would give me enough time to run away then i would go to mexico and he wouldnt know where i am and i would live very well

Well the main prob is to bring him down that you can start ripping him apart and shit if I would have him pinned I'm pretty sure with unlimited prep time I could eternally incapacitate him. A bit like in the end of Jeepers Creepers 2.

Originally posted by marmilado
at first i would work 10 years at mckdonalds then i would hire all the UFC strikeforce K1 fighters to fight him at once it would give me enough time to run away then i would go to mexico and he wouldnt know where i am and i would live very well

Logan can hunt anyone down if he has your scent.

Originally posted by the ninjak
I've seen him drunk. Huge volts of electrictity and tranqs will be enough.

Dismembering would start with the joints between the bones. Head first. Into the vertebrae. Then flay the flesh off the adamantium. Put small pieces of flesh into buckets of sulphuric acid.

When? Gettin' drunk gets harder and harder for him, so a modern example would be nice. We also need to remember his HF gets taxed from constant battles that he fights everyday... according to the rules he's at his optimal power level, so it's not the case here.

I can't help but see the electricity only helping him shrug it off...

Dozens have tried to cut his head off and failed. Recently Laura and Daken had a conversation about it being impossible to decapitate Wolverine.

Originally posted by the ninjak
I always thought that was bad art. DAMN!

O'K! Electrocute, Drug and Tranq Logan.

Shove long serrated drill bits through his eyeballs into his brain. Mince that brain up. And keep up the good work.

Start flaying the flesh of the bones starting with throat, brain heart ect.
Just melt the rest it will take awhile.

Logan got up after being struck by Thor's lightning.

His brains heals with memories intact every time it gets shredded to pieces.

His skeleton is actually made out of adamantium beta which is organic, so I don't see how anyone with our capabilites could get rid off him.

Well, the cement idea seems good (after you burn all the flesh off).

Some of the stuff that people are mentioning in this thread, Wolverine will not give you the chance to do and he sure as hell will not be standing there letting you do it. He is leagues faster than you and majority of the things that is brought up, he will smell it before entering th environment.

In easy terms, if Wolverine is coming after you, you might as well stand there and let him kill you because there is nothing you can do about it.

Don't sonic attacks work pretty well. So I'd get a dog whistle to throw him off his game after tossing large amounts of tranqs at him. After that get some quick setting concrete after chaining him up with his head sticking out. Pretty sure theres a whole list of villains who'd pay to see it.

Is Logan subject to asphyxiation?

Originally posted by the ninjak
I always thought that was bad art. DAMN!

O'K! Electrocute, Drug and Tranq Logan.

Shove long serrated drill bits through his eyeballs into his brain. Mince that brain up. And keep up the good work.

Start flaying the flesh of the bones starting with throat, brain heart ect.
Just melt the rest it will take awhile.

None of this is working unless Wolverine is a complete retard. You won't even get the chance to do any of this.

tranqs seem like the worst type of drug to throw at wolverine though... they are the type of thing his healing factor will recover from really quickly... and something he has a lot of experience with.

you know what? I honestly think a dart full of x-lax would be more effective than tranqs...

I'd call jinzin and Dum Dum, their mad fighting skillz will help! And their knowledge of his weaknesses. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I'd call jinzin and Dum Dum, their mad fighting skillz will help! And their knowledge of his weaknesses. 😖hifty:

Naah, putting on a Spiderman costume would be more effective. 😛

Can Wolverine swim? Maybe dropping him in the middle of the sea at submarine dept could work.

Originally posted by Bentley
Can Wolverine swim? Maybe dropping him in the middle of the sea at submarine dept could work.

How are you going to get ahold of him to drop him in the middle of the sea?

Originally posted by Bentley
Can Wolverine swim? Maybe dropping him in the middle of the sea at submarine dept could work.

given we are in the real world, that metal skeleton might work against him in the water

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
I'd call jinzin and Dum Dum, their mad fighting skillz will help! And their knowledge of his weaknesses. 😖hifty:

Can't help but see them switching sides immediately after arriving on the battlefield.

Originally posted by carver9
Naah, putting on a Spiderman costume would be more effective. 😛

More effective as in quicker death by Logan's hands?

Originally posted by Bentley
Can Wolverine swim?

Are you serious?