Would you?..

Imagine you're stranded somewhere with a friend. You're waiting for help but there's no food, no people, no nothing. Your friend dies of starvation. Would you eat your buddy's body to survive?

no

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
yes

biscuits

I would probably be out of my mind enough by then to eat them.

But right now I'm sane, and I would NEVER!!

Hmmm maybe if I could roast them on a spit

i already do.

I'd chop Dave up and eat Dave nuggets.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'd chop Dave up and eat Dave nuggets.

Nah, survival of the fittest.

If they are already dead from the event that lead us to being stranded? Of course! It would be stupid not to.

If they are not dead, no. Never.

Even I was the one that died, I'd fully expect my remains to be made the absolute best of: that means cutting me up into various meals, cooking me, and surviving.

I honestly don't know. Whichever path I take, whether to share my friend's fate or to resort to my most animalistic of functions in hopes of survival, would be decided by that specific moment.

**** yeah, imgay

Everyone says no, but noone knows what they'd really do in that situation

I do. I'd get my grub on.

do i get ranch?

and is there anyway i can get them deep fried?

It depends on whether I know the situation that we're in when it happens. If I already knew that there was absolutely no food and no chance of rescue, then I would just chill and starve to death. There would be no need to ruin my friend's body. If I didn't know the situation, then I would keep searching for food until I nearly starved to death, then I would try to cook him, but I would probably be too weak from starvation. Either way, I guess his body doesn't get eaten when I'm around.

Originally posted by imulamusheen
do i get ranch?

and is there anyway i can get them deep fried?

BBQ'd hell yeahh.

deep fried, hell yeahh.

i would like a tall glass of beer though...

canibalism

I already eat my friends.