Hank Pym versus King Kong

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Hank Pym versus King Kong

Hank Pym (Ultimate Avengers) versus King Kong (2005 Kong.)

Fight takes place in the Brazilian rain forest at noon.

Pym is obviously in Giant form and is armed with an aluminum baseball bat that is proportional to his giant size. Kong is unarmed.

Bloodlust on, who wins?

Re: Hank Pym versus King Kong

Hank's like 80 foot talk. But he might not be stronger.

Kinda like a 'Human Vs a Chimp', except the chimp is one battle hardened ape with mad agility. My money is on the face-ripping-ape.

Why I added the bat.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Why I added the bat.

Pym will also need to see a proctologist to have the bat removed as well as a facial-reconstruction plastic surgeon when Kong is done with him.

pym's only chance is to let kong think he is fay wray or naomi watts 😂 😆 😆

Kong has animal rage on his side. Instinct wins this fight.

Proportionally Kong is still stronger.

yeah proportionally its like a regular man fighting a regular ape 😐

Originally posted by Impediment
Kong has animal rage on his side. Instinct wins this fight.

Proportionally Kong is still stronger.

I read somewhere that Pym can, at 25 feet tall, press 10 tons.

A angry chimp will kick the shit out of a 200lbs 6'0" man.

But a regular ape doesn't have Kong's battle technique, they just jump on you, drop hammers, bite at your fingers, tear at your eyes and groin and cover you with feces.

Sure.

Fool ripped off both her hands. Damn.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I read somewhere that Pym can, at 25 feet tall, press 10 tons.

Pym has done that in the comics, but iirc, he didn't show that in the ultimate avenger movies

Oh well. Monkey buttsex then?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Oh well. Monkey buttsex then?
Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
pym's only chance is to let kong think he is fay wray or naomi watts 😂 😆 😆

you guys are hilarious. iirc, Hank was taking punches from an enraged Hulk... Kong is nowhere near Hulk's level. Hank is waaaaaaay strong than Kong and entirely more durable.

The only reason Hank doesn't stomp is because Kong has the aforementioned killer instinct. That said, Hank wins, but not easily and not without taking damage.

😖hifty:

does the hulk have sharps ass teeth?

Is Kong strong enough to lift Mjolnir?

don't know ask him 😉

Bloodlust is on here, you know.