Originally posted by ArtificialGloryHaha! Honestly, when I saw there was a new post on this thread, I was like, "It's not worth my time...." and then I read this and it cracked me up!
I wonder how many people masturbate to stuff like this? I am seriously beginning to wonder if all these doomsday/societal collapse scenarios are written by people who have some kind of extremely bizarre fetish(es). Like that guy who used to derail trains because it made him get off in his pants...
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