Wonder Woman VS Squirrel Girl

Wonder Woman VS Squirrel Girl

no prep. no bfr.

how does it go?

The Destroyer of All That Breathes ftw.

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Wonder Woman has a secret power of use here, she can talk to animals!

Can Squirrel Girl win... without her Squirrels?!

Originally posted by Q99
Wonder Woman has a secret power of use here, she can talk to animals!

Can Squirrel Girl win... without her Squirrels?!

Before she can win the squirrels over, the God's revoke her powers and abilities to teach her humility because she did something wrong a few years back. Then she get's off paneled somethin fierce.

Hah, I could see that 🙂

Not Diana, that's for damn sure.

Originally posted by Q99
Wonder Woman has a secret power of use here, she can talk to animals!

Can Squirrel Girl win... without her Squirrels?!

Diana starts talkin to the squirrels and they give her the finger before SG utterly destroys her via chocking her out with her own lasso.

Spite against WW

Dianna wins. Her nutsack is not only larger, but it also packs a bigger punch.

Squirrel Girl off-panel hogties Diana with her own lasso. Then lectures her for wearing such slutty outfits.

Diana curbstomps. 😐

Originally posted by Mr.Mxyzptlk
Diana curbstomps. 😐

So Diana is better than Thanos, Galactus and Doom?

Originally posted by the ninjak
So Diana is better than Thanos, Galactus and Doom?

Squirrel Girl's "Jobber Aura" from her "Golden Monkey God" is most certainly PIS.

And when did she beat Galactus? I know she beat Terrax.

SQ

Originally posted by Mr.Mxyzptlk
Squirrel Girl's "Jobber Aura" from her "Golden Monkey God" is most certainly PIS.

And when did she beat Galactus? I know she beat Terrax.

My bad with Galactus.

PIS or not she put them down. It's her power.

Originally posted by the ninjak
My bad with Galactus.

PIS or not she put them down. It's her power.

Not according to the Marvel Wiki, Marvel.com or the Marvel handbook entry for her.

Where does it officially list the "Jobber Aura" as being part of her powerset?

Originally posted by the ninjak
So Diana is better than Thanos, Galactus and Doom?

Someone who can tell squirrels what to do > someone who can't.

Since when has wiki, handbooks or worse still Marvel.com meant squat!

Originally posted by the ninjak
Since when has wiki, handbooks or worse still Marvel.com meant squat!

They mean squat for at least knowing what powers a character has (most of the time). The point is, aside from fan communities, can you give me anywhere that will seriously list the "Jobber Aura" as part of her powerset?

Comedy is all nice and amusing but Squirrel Girl is no different from KMC Zoom when it comes to absurdity.

I've tried to brake down the mystery of SG before. Is she an insane Omega Level mutant? Is she Stan Lee's muse? regardless, she can't lose fights no matter who she goes up against. And until she does lose single fight her beat down of Doom and Thanos ensures Diana goes down.