Your Ringtone/Text Notifier

What songs/noises do you have for your ringtone and text?

My ringtone
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My text notifier
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Metallica's version of the Imperial March for my ringtone.

Blaster shot for text.

The 8 bit theme for Super Mario Bros.

My text is the iPhone's clanging bell sound.

Holla Back Girl-ringtone

Mail Mutha ****a-notification

Calls: Revolution by the Beatles
Texts and mail and shit: Generic Palm Beep

my calls and text are the same:

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Was "Tonight, Tonight" by Hot Chelle Rae for calls, and The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars for texts, but I don't have a phone anymore.

Flew out of a car window.

Heres my txt notifier http://www.pisamba.com/ringtones/view/Mike-Lange-He-Shoots-And-Scores_406302

My ringtones are all different dependent on the caller

None. Cause the vibration is good enough for me. If its really important, they can get ****ed.

for my phone calls, i have the chorus for this song
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and for texts, it's the "Look At Me" notifier for the Huawei Ascend
a few of my contacts have custom ringtones, like my dad's is "Back in Black" and my sister's is "Tiny Dancer"

For my husband the ring tone when he calls is our wedding song which is: "Love song" by 311
when someone texts me it is "A pirates life for me"
and when anyone else calls me it is "The Empire strikes back" (the storm trooper's march)
But when my sister text me it is "Sweet child of mine" by guns and Roses.