Who in the HELL wins this fight?

Started by byrdgang211 pages

Who in the HELL wins this fight?

LF Rulk
Classic Dr. Strange
LT Lobo
PC Hal
Swamp Thing

vs.

Squirrel Girl
Batman
BP Clint Barton
Dr. Doom (w/ 1 week prep)
Classic Zatanna

Fight in Mephisto's Hell.

Who wins?

squirrel girl soloes

Imagine Doom's relief that he's on her team.

This is massive spite in favor of Team 2. Batgod, Doom w/ prep, Bendispower Clint, and The Destroyer of All That Breathes (and Zatanna, I guess).

This isn't even a fight.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
This is massive spite in favor of Team 2. Batgod, Doom w/ prep, Bendispower Clint, and The Destroyer of All That Breathes (and Zatanna, I guess).

This isn't even a fight.

Rulk absorbs all of team 2s awesomness and pairs the Loeb force with the Bendis power and then takes Zatanna reverse cowgirl (ya know the whole backwards thing). Then he Bat kicks Bruce to an alternate reality where he replaces Adam West ad the new mayor of Quahog then uses his utility belt as a headband.

Meanwhile Doom planned for this and uses the prep time to build a machine that allows him to back in time in our reality and convinces me to not put him in this thread and he is then replaced by Many.

Then Squirrel Girls bites his nuts off and solos for the win.

Originally posted by Digi
Imagine Doom's relief that he's on her team.

Doom with preparation attaches Squirrel Girl to his BDSM machine and shoot off liquid acid FTW.

Batman and the rest laid back and enjoy the show.

Originally posted by Digi
Imagine Doom's relief that he's on her team.
😆

Originally posted by byrdgang21
Rulk absorbs all of team 2s awesomness and pairs the Loeb force with the Bendis power and then takes Zatanna reverse cowgirl (ya know the whole backwards thing). Then he Bat kicks Bruce to an alternate reality where he replaces Adam West ad the new mayor of Quahog then uses his utility belt as a headband.

Meanwhile Doom planned for this and uses the prep time to build a machine that allows him to back in time in our reality and convinces me to not put him in this thread and he is then replaced by Many.

Then Squirrel Girls bites his nuts off and solos for the win.

So glad we got an explanation for reverse cowgirl. I was confused for a second there.

Originally posted by byrdgang21
Rulk absorbs all of team 2s awesomness and pairs the Loeb force with the Bendis power and then takes Zatanna reverse cowgirl (ya know the whole backwards thing). Then he Bat kicks Bruce to an alternate reality where he replaces Adam West ad the new mayor of Quahog then uses his utility belt as a headband.

Meanwhile Doom planned for this and uses the prep time to build a machine that allows him to back in time in our reality and convinces me to not put him in this thread and he is then replaced by Kang

Then Squirrel Girls bites his nuts off and solos for the win.

KANG..... fixed. Damn Phone

There is something that I've been wanting to know for a long time. What the f*ck up is with everyone and Squirrel Girl?
Team 1 wins easily.

her feats speak for themselves

Originally posted by 753
squirrel girl soloes
Originally posted by Digi
Imagine Doom's relief that he's on her team.

😆

Squirrel Girl stomps Team 1 by Herself