I Once Believed

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I Once Believed

I once believed that if you kissed a girl on the lips she would get pregnant.

What did you all once believe?

I once believe that everyone had good in them.

I once believed in Santa Clause, then my ex-girlfriend burst my bubble.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
I once believe that everyone had good in them.

Rediscovering old beliefs is like finding a water droplet in a desert.

I once believed that a Hebrew god had to commit suicide in order to pay himself the debt humans owed him because their ancestors were pesuaded by a talking snake to eat a magical fruit.

That entertainment wrestling was real. Technically though it is real because they still can get injured but I believed in the fake punching and all the rest of it at one time.

i once believed that monsters/ghosts/elves (evil kind) exist 😮

Originally posted by StarCraft2
i once believed that monsters/ghosts/elves (evil kind) exist 😮

Whatever made you stop 😐

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When I was about four I had a dream that my aunt tied my shoelaces by folding one into a 'bunny ear' and that the other just kind of floated up and around into a perfect bow.

I believed this until I was about seven or eight. hmm

Originally posted by Mairuzu
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Don't stop, believin! guitar

I thought dads pissed into the toilet and the mom got a cup and got some off the dirty piss water and drank it and that's how babies were made.

Originally posted by Thoren
I once believed in Santa Clause, then my ex-girlfriend burst my bubble.

Guess that explains why she's an ex

Thought the escalators were able to suck you in if your shoes were untied. Tormented me for a while.

Originally posted by Thoren
I once believed in Santa Clause, then my ex-girlfriend burst my bubble.

wait.... SANTA CLAUS ISN'T REAL?!?! ohnoesplz
next you're gonna tell me the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy don't exist, neither cry

The Eastern Bunny is real.

I once believed my father to be indestructible because he caught a daddy long legs spider with his bare hands and cupped it to show me it was still alive.
Then years later he almost sawed off his entire finger while trimming hedges... First time I ever saw him sick or bleed.

Originally posted by Nietzschean
The Eastern Bunny is real.

That's stupid, I only believed in the Western Bunny.

Originally posted by Impediment
I once believed that a Hebrew god had to commit suicide in order to pay himself the debt humans owed him because their ancestors were pesuaded by a talking snake to eat a magical fruit.

Blasphemy

i used to believe in a thing called love
just listen to the rhythm of my heart

i once believed that Hulkamania would never die