When was your first time?

Started by ADarksideJedi4 pages

On my honeymoon with my husband.

On her honeymoon with her husband

Originally posted by Mairuzu
On her honeymoon with her husband

ermm

Originally posted by mikeydude
Just the way you like it. 😖hitty:

Loljk.


Oh you! awesome

Originally posted by Mairuzu
On her honeymoon with her husband

😆 Funny I don't remember you joining us. 😛

21 during an episode of Blackadder.

Originally posted by the ninjak
21 during an episode of Blackadder.

haermm

Originally posted by Barker
haermm

😆 It was Blackadder the Third series.

The ep where they accidentally burnt the first dictionary and had to write a new one overnight. Good times.

haermm I never saw it but it sounds like a blast. I think I lost my virginity with Office Space playing in the background.

I think I lost mine after she and I watched Jeepers Creepers 1 & 2. haermm2

Oh god what haermm

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A bj on my 18th birthday, if that counts.

I had pooter sex at 19, then normal sex a year after.

Originally posted by AsbestosFlaygon
A bj on my 18th birthday, if that counts.

I had pooter sex at 19, then normal sex a year after.

I did not know what you meant by "pooter" until I thought like a child. 😐

Pooter haermm

Okay, okay, this thread needs a REAL story. All this one sentence bullshit, MAKE SOME ****ING CONVERSATION. Alright so here goes this story;

I was young, I just moved to a foreign city. It was covered it white, glowing lights of warmth shone from high-rises in all tiny windows. I was a lonely man then, no prospects at hand. Each day I discovered different facets of my new home. Soon though, the scent of freshness wore off and I quickly realized I was without company. As suddenly as I realized this thought, there she was. Medium build, blonde hair and an Elizabeth Montgomery nose. "Can I help you?" she asked as I browsed the retail shop she worked in. "Um, yeah looking for a sketch book." I said, surprised I was able to project the words from my mouth as I was struck by her beauty, "Oh they're other here, let me show you!" she said excitedly. Like that, we ended up talking for half an hour and I noticed it was my time to leave as I was about the descended the stairs I paused, turned and said "Hey, as you know, I'm new in town, any chance we can catch up and hang out? I don't know this city very well." I said pulling the metaphorical trigger. "Oh sure, there take my number!" she said ask she scribbled down her digits on some scrap paper. This was only the beginning.

TO BE CONTINUED

inb4 bel-air

Originally posted by Barker
inb4 bel-air

>implying I would ever disgrace the story of my first time with a meme.

It was with the pool boy. He was great with his hands and he really knew what he was doing.

When he just slid it in..............I just knew I was playing with a master of Connect Four.

Originally posted by Impediment
It was with the pool boy. He was great with his hands and he really knew what he was doing.

When he just slid it in..............I just knew I was playing with a master of Connect Four.

Beautiful.