Joe fixit vs. Thing vs. Colossus

vs. vs.

Location: All 3 coincidentally at the same buffet.

AWKWARD tension around the buffet table...

Ben started conversation about Alicia new sculpture of him and how it won first place in a art competition in NYC. He started going on and on about how wonderful she is, how she loves him etc... till Joe retorted, "ya, if she loves ya so much, how come theres no young pebbles for ya to be mushy about?" Ben was very angry and was about to punch Joe in the kisser, until Pete said "Da, my fellow friends, we should not fight during the feast, Pete started preaching about his life back in the motherlands w/ his little sister (AKA Snowflake), where food wasn't enough to go around (15 minutes pass and Pete was ongoing on about his little sister). Until Ben/Joe stated at the same time "pedophile"/"sister complex weirdo"!

Now all 3 was getting ready for throw down! Who wins?

Joe Fixit every time. Hell, he could them both.

Colossus should be the winner, on paper he's the strongest and probably the most durable.

Fixit however is not far behind, and is much more ruthless and cunning, and does whatever it takes to win.

But still, in theory Colossus.

On panel, Colossus is by far the weakest.

Thing and Fix It split.

Fixit stomps and badly at that. He can solo both.

Originally posted by Bentley
On panel, Colossus is by far the weakest.

Thing and Fix It split.

I know their fans hate it, but any version of the Hulk whether Grey or Professor is beyond the capabilities of Thing/Colossus to take on straight up without some mitigating circumstances.

Originally posted by Kid Kurdy
Colossus should be the winner, on paper he's the strongest and probably the most durable.

Fixit however is not far behind, and is much more ruthless and cunning, and does whatever it takes to win.

But still, in theory Colossus.

Grey Hulk schooled Spikey Thing. He'll school these guys too.

Thing has already beaten Fix-it, and that was a few upgrades ago...

The one time the Thing won was with a major boost as far as I know. Your kidding yourself if you think power escalation would mean that the Thing could stalemate Fixit today. I have no doubt that if they squared off in a comic, it would still be a massively one sided battle. The Wendigo's he took on can attest to that.

Fun fact: Fixit was the one who one shotted the asteroid twice the size of Earth.

Colossus lifted a weight that depowered juggernaut couldnt, and dp juggernat was still class 100 and would own thing

A 3 way fight favours Fixit. Although it seems Colossus is being underrated here

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
The one time the Thing won was with a major boost as far as I know. Your kidding yourself if you think power escalation would mean that the Thing could stalemate Fixit today. I have no doubt that if they squared off in a comic, it would still be a massively one sided battle. The Wendigo's he took on can attest to that.

Fun fact: Fixit was the one who one shotted the asteroid twice the size of Earth.

Pinapple Thing was a major boost back when Thing was a 85 tonner, he has been upgraded many times since then.

If you think Fixit stomps Thing you're ignoring Ben's entire history doing good against Savage Hulk.

Joe did bust that asteroid that was twice the size of Earth, but initially that meant savage Hulk could replicate the same feat doesn't it? The Thing has history w/ savage Hulk, it wasn't a complete stomp for savage Hulk either, so I thought Joe should be around Thing level, same w/ Colossus, when WWH, stated he would of made a good opponent for him a while back, which is indeed a hyperbole, but it was straight from the Hulk himself.

Note* Collosus did decently well against savage Hulk that one time (one shot issue), but of course he wouldn't win, still a good showing that he can cause damage.

Plus all these characters has gotten stronger as the years pass.

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
Colossus lifted a weight that depowered juggernaut couldnt, and dp juggernat was still class 100 and would own thing

The Ben

Originally posted by vansonbee

Plus all these characters has gotten stronger as the years pass.
DP Juggernaut got punk by Luke Cage. The Thing > Cage

That was Thunderbolts Juggernaut.

He's talking about Huggernaut, when he joined the X-Men. And that Juggernaut was still taking on Hulk Busters, killed an amped Rhino, and some other good stuff.

He didn't kill Rhinos but he did toss a grenade in his mouth which koed him.

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At base
Colossus is strongest then Ben then Joe

At potential
Joe is strongest then Ben then Colossus

At skill I say
Ben=Colossus>Joe

If fight lasts long then Joe, if not then tossup between Ben and Colossus

''if she loves ya so much, how come theres no young pebbles for ya to be mushy about''

That shit cracked me up.

Thing's willpower comes into play in a stamina battle.