Abeloth versus Sidious, Kun, and Yoda

Neutral setting. No bullshit. FIGHT!

She's virtually immortal, twelve times as strong in the Force as Luke Skywalker, and can incinerate cities without realizing it.

Yoda handles this one solo.

Fanboi!

....................You caught me. I'm in the midst of an essay on why Yoda is the most vibrantly green colored alien in galactic history and a fanfic that sees him beat the shit out of every other character I don't like.

There's a support group, no worries.

The only thing I'm looking for which I need support is my dick, yo.

Get it?

Spoiler:
I was implying that my penis is of above-average size.

So you do believe in revisionism? I thought so.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
So you do believe in revisionism?

If by revision you mean re-vision, and by that you mean that they have to look (vision) twice (re-), because they're amazed that my penis is so big.............

............Then yes.

No, I meant lying about history to suit your agenda. In which case, yes, you do believe. I win.

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXyHXpBft_o&feature=related

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
If by revision you mean re-vision, and by that you mean that they have to [b]look (vision) twice (re-), because they're amazed that my penis is so big.............

............Then yes. [/B]

aboelth got her ass beat by luke in a fight so yes yoda takes this

I'd wager that Luke could hand Yoda his ass in a pitched battle though. He's literally a walking Force God in some cases.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I'd wager that Luke could hand Yoda his ass in a pitched battle though. He's literally a walking Force God in some cases.

Only if we indulge in superficial thinking. Given that Force God!Luke was challenged and defeated by Not-Force God!Lumiya, canon obviously discourages the notion of top tier Force users manhandling other top tier Force users. Similar examples exist for Palpatine and Abeloth herself.

True, nothing is terribly consistent. Luke > Abeloth, Abeloth > the Lost Tribe of the Sith and most other folk, Mace > Anakin, and Mace = Dooku more or less, but Dooku > Anakin.

Nothing stacks linearly. But if I had to wager, Luke would pull victory out of his ass against Yoda, if only because of PIS.

Oh, I certainly believe Luke is ultimately superior to Yoda. But I have a very hard time believing it would be anything approaching a one-sided fight or curbstomp.

Hence the term 'pitched'.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Mace = Dooku more or less, but Dooku > Anakin.

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Originally posted by lord starkiller
wait if its Dooku > Anakin then why did Anakin beat him in ROTS

Guessing Abeloth loses here. just finished Ascension,

Spoiler:
top-tier force users do give her tons of trouble.

Originally posted by NTJack0
Facepalm.