>that feel

I'm her best man. ermmnone

ermmnone

I know, weird.

I'm not wearing a dress.

Right now?

Ever

I think everyone's worn a dress once, cept me

Think long and hard

costanza

herbnone

It's illegal to do the nazi salute in germany now

I'll do it anyway.

I hope I win the Mega Millions lottery. $540 million nigga

Did you win?

Neg.

fu

Just for that, when i do win, you'll get nothing.

But you owe me

You owe me your soul.

hilarious silver

I was at the grocery store yesterday, and this little girl asks me where her mom is, and I wasn't in the mood for convo, so I told her she went to hell.

Girl kicked me and ran away. Little *****.

you'll make a great father one day