Paradigm: Oil and Water
Chapter I
There’s nothing more frightening than a man who enjoys his job. That goes double when the man in question is also a torture master. Uzay was his name, or so he said. He was short even by Adrakan standards; standing straight he was hardly level with my shoulder. He had small leering eyes, crenellated yellow teeth, and greasy short black hair. He wore clothes of fine silk made dirty and musty by too many days and nights spent in the sweat tinged dungeon beneath the palace of the Bey of Bruçlik. Like I said, he enjoyed his job.
“You have an impressive constitution, I must say,” Uzay said as he brandished a clean sewing needle, waving it in front of my face so that I knew exactly what it was.
I wanted to snarl at him, wanted to spit in his face, but I knew as bad as things were now someone like Uzay could always make them much, much worse.
So I just bared my teeth and ground them, attempting to pass it off as a smile. “I thank you kindly,” I answered in Galaronian, “You have an impressive command of the Galaronian language, I must say.” I tried to mimic his unctuous tone.
I was mostly naked, my skin covered in lesions and scrapes from various tiny but painful instruments. My arms and legs were shackled at the wrists to the arms of the seat and at the ankles to the floor by leather straps and iron chains while a snug barbed collar bit into the flesh of my neck. The collar was connected to a chain affixed to the wall; it kept me from turning my head more than a few inches in any direction.
My feet were on coals just hot enough to inflict a steady and modest agony to my sensitive soles. My face, never really all that glamorous a countenance, was bloodied and bruised by blows from fists wrapped in copper wire. Believe it or not, I’d experienced worse. So had Chylla, but only because she and I experienced practically everything together.
Uzay cracked a smile and nodded enthusiastically. “Yes yes. My father was a diplomat and a merchant, I lived for many years in your land,” his tone almost turned wistful, “The city’s name was Yardale.”
“Big city,” I said, trying to keep my tone flat and push away the pain. Talking to a torturer was a trick I’d been taught in the Royal Academy of the King’s Knights. It served a number of purposes, in this case the aim was to stall and distract Uzay. The more time he spent talking, the longer I had to regain my strength and formulate a plan. There was also the hope that if I held out long enough my friends would break into the room in a dramatic fashion and liberate me. But you were never supposed to count on that.
At this point I think it’s proper to introduce myself, for those of you who don’t know me. My name is Royjat Guryev. I’m a fairly normal person: average height, average weight, and mostly average looks. Mud colored eyes, plain features, pale skin, crispy brown hair, a scraggly beard, and a vigorous but unglamorous body. Oh, and lest I forget, there’s a faerie whose soul is connected to mine. Her name is Chylla.
At the moment that Uzay was torturing me she was still hidden from view, sealed inside a leather traveling bag piled up on a table with all my other belongings, including my sword. It was just a yard or two away so I didn’t feel any significant discomfort, but if Uzay decided at any point to pick up the bag and throw it across the room the increased distance could’ve potentially killed me.
The proper name for what Chylla and I shared was a soul-link. It was forged from the passions of a mutually accidental encounter (don’t strain yourself trying to figure the logistics of it) and was very much a double edged sword. On one hand I drew from Chylla a number of minor magical talents and increased physical prowess, which included pain tolerance. On the other hand neither of us could stray more than a few yards from one another without feeling deathly sick and we were always aware of the other’s pain, pleasure, and emotional state.
In this case poor Chylla felt Uzay’s torture just the same as if he was torturing her himself. If I listened closely I could hear muffled, mouselike squeaks coming from Chylla’s bag: whimpers. We’d both been asleep when the bey’s guards caught us: I in bed and Chylla in the bag. Ordinarily Chylla wouldn’t have been bound up just because I was shackled, but I suspected that the fact my shackles were iron had some kind of reciprocal effect on the little faerie. Iron wasn’t exactly poison to Chylla herself, but it was ruinous to her magic.
When Uzay drove the needle under my right index fingernail all the way to the bone I clacked my teeth together and bit down on my bottom lip to stifle a scream. Chylla wasn’t so disciplined, the noise she made caused one of the big guards standing at the doorway to jerk his head around, looking for a mouse I supposed.
“So how’d you like Yardale?” I asked from behind a clenched jaw, my fingers now making impressions in the wooden chair arm.
Uzay’s eyes lit up. “I loved it. Beautiful summers and springs, friendly townsfolk, and many libertine girls,” he paused and stroked his stubbly chin thoughtfully, “Have you been there?”
“’Fraid not,” I answered, “Been to Port Pontiff though, that’s not far.”
“Tell me, Royjat, do the people of the quays still sing the song ‘Brother Paisley’?” He flashed those gapped yellow teeth again. I could hardly believe it, that a bawdy tavern song sung by southern port sailors would have ever come up in conversation in the Kingdom of Adraka, much less in a dungeon. Small world, isn’t it?
I snorted, the sound as amused as it was pained then broke into song, my voice a low, morose tenor, injecting a bit of a crass southern inflection to match the song.
“Brother Paisley, wild and crazy, he really makes those wenches red.
Brother Paisley, always says-he: drink and drink ‘til yer dead.”
At the next bar Uzay joined in, his singing voice like rusted hinges. We sang the first two verses of the tasteless ditty before sharing a laugh; mine with much less humor than his.
“Charming, very charming,” Uzay declared, clapping his hands together. The two guards, neither of which spoke any Galaronian exchanged confused looks. Chylla’s confusion pulsed through me just as my pain, irritation, and undue bemusement at the situation flooded into her.
“Haven’t heard it in five years,” I said with a chuckle.
His eyes suddenly turned sober as he stared right at me. “If I might be candid, Royjat?”
“Roy,” I suggested. Only family and strangers called me Royjat. Well, family, strangers, and a certain godlike wizard, but that’s neither here nor there.
“Well, Roy, the truth is I don’t think you’re guilty at all,” he admitted with a slight frown.
My expression mirrored his. “What do you mean?”
“The accusation is that you seduced and deflowered the bey’s daughter,” Uzay explained.
“Yeah?” I arched a brow.
“Well to be perfectly honest, you are not her type,” he leaned in close, close enough that I might have been able to bite his nose off if I was quick enough, “Between the two of us, she is not the most chaste of Wahamalik’s fold,” he spoke the name of the Khar’dan deity with a kind of vulgar utility that I didn’t think possible from even the most profane of Adrakans. Uzay was as godless as they came, “I’ve heard many rumors about the qualities of her real partners, not the ‘seducers’ the bey rounds up,” he snickered, “You are not her type.”
In spite of everything, I managed to be offended. “What do you mean by that? What’s wrong with me?”
Masculine pride is a stupid, stupid thing.
“The thing between your legs,” he chuckled, then leaned even closer, pressing his mouth to my ear conspiratorially, “She’s interested in mares, not stallions.”
Well, that was interesting to know. “So…you know I’m innocent,” I spoke slowly, my tone graven, “But you’re torturing me to death anyway…because the bey’s daughter has a secret that her father doesn’t want getting out. Is that all correct?”
“Quite so. Nasty business, isn’t it?” He sounded pretty damn cheerful about it.