Hulk (Incredible Hulk #134) and Odin collapse

Started by Philosophía2 pages

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Not facts. Gay stuff dripping down your mouth

Not when he gets hit by skyfathers

Hulk could kill 20 Wolverines with backlash. He's still not doing anything to the Lactus being

I don't understand what you mean by gay stuff dripping down my mouth. Is there such a thing as 'gay essence' that can drip one's mouth? How do you even know of such a thing?

Hulk took Zom Strange and regenerated in moments. Zeus using bitch-lightning that weakened Hulk's healing factor doesn't mean anything. Other than Zeus cheated.

Hulk's inferior, who admitted historical inferiority, messed Galactus up. Hulk would pinky him into pieces.

Originally posted by Philosophía
I just want you to come at me bro, solo, and not throwing slaps from behind your girlfriend.

Originally posted by Philosophía
I don't understand what you mean by gay stuff dripping down my mouth. Is there such a thing as 'gay essence' that can drip one's mouth? How do you even know of such a thing?

Hulk took Zom Strange and regenerated in moments. Zeus using bitch-lightning that weakened Hulk's healing factor doesn't mean anything. Other than Zeus cheated.

Hulk's inferior, who admitted historical inferiority, messed Galactus up. Hulk would pinky him into pieces.

I was thinking a nice mix of semen and butt juice coming from your mouth, and then leaking down your chin
You're such a messy eater

Zom Strange isn't a Skyfather, and isn't Odin

Thor hits harder than Hulk ten fold

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
I was thinking a nice mix of semen and butt juice coming from your mouth, and then leaking down your chin
You're such a messy eater

Zom Strange isn't a Skyfather, and isn't Odin

Thor hits harder than Hulk ten fold

Why were you thinking of a nice mix of semen and butt juice coming from my mouth? That makes me uncomfortable. Do you always have these kind of thoughts about me? You sick, disgusting human being. Meet me somewhere.

When did Odin hit Hulk, and affected his regeneration ability through the power of his blow?

who is "Hulk ten fold"?

Originally posted by Mindset
Hitting your whorefriend instead of me was not what I meant.

Originally posted by Philosophía

Hitting your whorefriend instead of me was not what I meant.

You're the short fat dude in the back that absorbed part of my falcon punch.

Originally posted by Mindset
You're the short fat dude in the back that absorbed part of my falcon punch.
I'm tall and fit, you're confusing me with the human walrus that you attacked while face tackling that woman with a punch.

I'm that guy in the back sipping his drink, waiting for things to cool down so that I can take you outside peacefully and rape you on the hood of a random car.

Originally posted by PhilosophÃ_a
I'm that guy in the back sipping his drink, waiting for things to cool down so that I can take you outside peacefully and rape you on the hood of a random car.
so you're the gay guy that preys on guidos across jersey?

Originally posted by Philosophía
Why were you thinking of a nice mix of semen and butt juice coming from my mouth? That makes me uncomfortable. Do you always have these kind of thoughts about me? You sick, disgusting human being. Meet me somewhere.

When did Odin hit Hulk, and affected his regeneration ability through the power of his blow?

who is "Hulk ten fold"?

I thought that was sort of your thing? Dancing, prancing, and romancing with boys

Thor 345

Hulk if he hit ten fold harder, like Thor does

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Guys, I think we've hurt Philo's feelings.

Nah, he takes it well enough...

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
I thought that was sort of your thing? Dancing, prancing, and romancing with boys

😂

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
I thought that was sort of your thing? Dancing, prancing, and romancing with boys

Thor 345

Hulk if he hit ten fold harder, like Thor does

That doesn't make any sense. A minute ago you were into seeing semen and butt juice coming from my mouth. Now you want romance? I'm not going to take you to dance. That's gay. Only hurtful sex.

Non canon.

why does Thor hit ten fold harder, and why would Hulk want to do that aswell, when his normal punches rock Thor's fabulous blonde hair?

Originally posted by Philosophía
That doesn't make any sense. A minute ago you were into seeing semen and butt juice coming from my mouth. Now you want romance? I'm not going to take you to dance. That's gay. Only hurtful sex.

Non canon.

why does Thor hit ten fold harder, and why would Hulk want to do that aswell, when his normal punches rock Thor's fabulous blonde hair?

Wishful thinking on your part phildo. I'm not a boy, and therefore not subject to the sexual deviant side of you

Canon to the max

Thor just does, and Hulk doesn't have the capabilities to hit that hard. It's one of those things, and not the sort of things that you insert in your rectum willy nilly.

Originally posted by Philosophía
That doesn't make any sense. A minute ago you were into seeing semen and butt juice coming from my mouth. Now you want romance? I'm not going to take you to dance. That's gay. Only hurtful sex.

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
No one ever said Philophile was intelligent

And Odin breaks Hulk

Originally posted by rotiart
I swore when I first read this it said Pedophile.
Same...

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
Wishful thinking on your part phildo. I'm not a boy, and therefore not subject to the sexual deviant side of you

Canon to the max

Thor just does, and Hulk doesn't have the capabilities to hit that hard. It's one of those things, and not the sort of things that you insert in your rectum willy nilly.

It's not wishful thinking on my part when you're the one thinking it. Why would you tell me you're not a boy? Did I say you were? I had you in mind as a naughty little girl from the beginning, Brandine.

Cannon to the max? Is that what you're screaming while having sex? Do you have some pirate fetishes? Are you imagining a cannon, ready to throw a hoejectile every second as you madly ride the penis? I can dress as Jack Sparrow and act drunk, if that's what you're into.

Originally posted by dmills
Kind of like that, only with semen and butt juice dripping all over. I don't know for sure though, you'll have to ask bran, he's the one getting turned on from that mental picture.

Odin hits Hulk 634 with a 619, adopting a new finisher since the headbutt did not work.

Does anyone knows what Hulk was doing back at the issue 134?

Originally posted by Bentley
Does anyone knows what Hulk was doing back at the issue 134?

Impeccable timing 😛

Originally posted by Bentley
Does anyone knows what Hulk was doing back at the issue 134?
It's Hulk taking down a dictator and freeing everybody from his rule (because a little girl cried in front of him, not because he gave a shit about anybody else). It's a bit funny, how Hulk crushes stuff because he doesn't give a damn and the others find some deep significance in it; at the end, when he crushes the dictator's crown that was supposed to be given to him for slaying the former, he goes "What's this crap? *squeezes it into dust* This is what I think of it" and the others are like "Holy shit, it's a sign you were our legendary hero and we'll have no more kings and dictators!!" and he's like "what the f*ck are these people talking about?".