Will Barker...

Nope.

sly

~sly~

good job good effort

I forgot the whole thing

you need to go back to shitposting school

there isn't one.

i'm starting one

Well la de da.

talked to an engineer downstairs

he told me to become an engineer

i don't know if i want to be an engineer

Look into idiotic moron school, you'll graduate with honors.

i'm going to CC next semester

Captain commander?

college

they're changing the name

i want to go back to cedar doe

please off yourself and spare me the misery.

but you said I could

I caught one of the girls from HR reading 50 shades of gray.

fire her

I'm not in charge of HR

fire the person that is in charge of hr