Socially Awkward Barker...

ffuuu

I ate eggs.

I'm signing up for a 24 hour gym tomorrow so I can lift in the dead of night

Good on you mate

biscuits

I still haven't gotten over my shoulder pain.

Excuses general

I went to buy some of that whey protein stuff yesterday and there was this JACKED guy there too in the aisle and I was all haermm and went to the other end of the aisle to pretend to look at the eyedrops while he picked his stuff and finally he gives me this weird look and leaves and this old man is tryign to get around me and knocks over like the entire bottom shelf of something and i'm trying to help him but this black lady is all NO I GOT IT so I run to get my shake mix before anything else happens and i make to leave and the guy from earlier looks from around the aisle corner and just says "aha!" and walks away and i'm shaking and shit because i have no idea if he's about to kick my ass or if I was being filmed or not

Instead of being a twitchy spaz, you should have asked him for some advice on gaining muscle.

And tell him to skip the crap about steroids haermm

haermm

My fat ex girlfriend's ex husband was supposed to lift with me but we never got around to it

he was in the marines or some shit, i would have been rockmode in no time

I can't lift weights till I get over my sore shoulder. weep

ibuprofen

You think I haven't thought of that?

Pleb

take roids.

I'm not doing it for competition fool.

If you're not doing it for aesthetics you're doing it wrong

We are on two different pages, in two different books.

i just want to **** a 10

How about two fives?

That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life

How about 10 onesies.

If he didn't go for two fives, I doubt he'll go for ten ones.