Socially Awkward Barker...

I can't believe how serious sock accounts were dealt with, and questioning authority, and well, almost every incident seems so laughable.

AJ and K.Diddy etc. getting banned repeatedly, that was soo ridiculous.

This account is just a punchline. I'm XYZ in parenthesis ffs.

Edit: Or would that be parentheses?

I DON'T KNOW PARENTHESIS

Allow me to introduce myself Barker.

My name is Andy and I made this account when I was 15 when this forum had lots of traffic. It died down about a year later, but I wasn't that frequent to really connect with people anyway.

Nevertheless, I thought I'd come back and I see you were quite a regular. I wonder what you got up to over the years, I'm quite interested, new friend. 🙂

Yeah that's the stuff, very nice to meet you, I hope to get to know you from A all the way to XYZ

I met someone who said they were from Utah at a party about a month ago.

She said she's only been drunk 4 times due to being under 21 and mormons everywhere.

What's it like for bears?

I bearly ever drink.

I told me friend "we should drink more, mon"

with a jamaican accent

how are these barker jokes going over

You shouldn't do black people accents, its racist.

Nothing is racist if you backpedal enough

Touche douche haermm

Should I wear facepaint on a daily basis, then get mad when people tell me to take it off? I can say it's a native american ritual.

I'm surprised you're not doing that already.

just kick back and throw a lawsuit out every now and then

Its what the black folk do

jw00t

Next time I'm followed in the Armani store, I'm going to scream racism

i actually loled

Interesting

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I'm going to get a massage on my lunch hour.

that's not a good idea