Socially Awkward Barker...

Elijah from TVD

Hey its white black guy haermm

It's justin gabriel you ****ing pleb

Who?

kill yourself

df

barker 1
you something

I want to stick my peener inside Pippa Middleton

Low standards general

She's practically royalty

I thought kate had to bow to everyone in the family now

They all bow to each other except the queen

Monarchy
2012
why

Who knows

I just realized this thread title is insulting

What a loser

ok new hypothetical

you can fly to mars and live in the first human colony with EF and a few thousand other people in a retro-futuristic you know, space colony

with matching space suits and such

OR

you can have unlimited money for the rest of your life here on earth

choose wisely

Unlimited money.

Wait wait wait

the space suits are removable

they tend to get a little sweaty during the day

and

AND

you get full shower rights with up to one EF of your choice