Socially Awkward Barker...

couldn't have put it better myself yawn

salute

salute

I think I'm coming down with that Vulcan seven year itch.

i'm coming down with that barker seven year laziness

More like a life time if laziness.

This thread was created to insult Barker, now Barker uses it to socialise.

your truths are powerless against me

He's like Obama against Putin.

putin puts the put in putin

He has ***** ****.

last night I looked up serial killers on wikipedia

are the cops going to arrest me

Any moment now.

you'll never take me alive coppers

They don't want too, they don't want you to rat them out when they beat and taser you within an inch of your life.

a device that's a bracelet that has a poisoned needle and you press a button to self destruct your life

you wear it at all times so if you ever need to just end it really quickly you can press the button on your wrist

Somehow I know you'd be too lazy for that too.

I think it'd be a hot seller around valentines day

haermm

do you know what I mean though? like it's a bracelet and you bop it on something and the force of that presses the needle down

i might make a prototype today