Hey silver_tears.....

I got beat up by a girl when I was in third grade.

what a *****

I know she was.

Weird thing, I dated her for about four months when I was 22.

Maybe I will too when I"m 22

do you want her to beat you up too?

Well I'm not beta like you, I could hold my own

yeah, but I was a ***** in third grade, whereas you're still a *****

True? hmm

I just found out I have a middle name

Is it Jose?

No.

Alberto?
Roberto?
Miguel?
Ricardo?
La cuacaracha?

That last one would have been funny.

It's Thomas

You mean Tomás

Or more accurately, Tomenos

More accurately?

You are ****ing retarded.

Did you not appreciate the 30 seconds I spent on that? I had to think of it, go to google to remember the Spanish word for less, and type it all out

meet me halfway would you

no

Maria Menos

IREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNEEEEE

Yes?