Hey silver_tears.....

it's like you're really 12

For all you know I could be.

Originally posted by Barker
"eat a lot"

it's hard

Well, you can't have tonnage without muscle, can't build or sustain muscle without a lot of food.

muscle is for girls

You only need one muscle to please the ladies.

biceps

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
You only need one muscle to please the ladies.

No.

You need a great many things, mostly pertaining to strength of character.

Otherwise, she'll opt for a dildo instead.

There's actually a formula, "All a lady needs."

If you wanna score long distance with silver_tears, I suggest you look into it.

I know how to bang, I don't need all that shii.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
I know how to bang, I don't need all that shii.

Good luck finding someone you'd actually feel comfortable "banging" with that mentality.

I don't know silver_tears, but she looks like the high expectations type...it's the rule of women who appear stylee.

All true, those expectations are certainly up there eyes

topgun

i meet all of s_t's stringent standards

awkward
brown
lanky
mormon
unmotived

Horrible qualities.

did i mention rugged average looks

The good thing about KMC's anonymity is that she can pretend you're

awkward
brown
lanky
mormon
unmotived

Which is why she is e-dating ThorinOakenshieldWoofer.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
Horrible qualities.

uhuh

I'd for real date Irene , but she's Canadian.

Originally posted by ThorinWoofer
I'd for real date Irene,