Hey silver_tears.....

I wish I had asked for today off.

I'll ask for you

Can you ask 2D girl out for me too?

It'll look desperate, but sure.

Thanks, I'll send you a wedding announcement written in Comic Sans.

Hold it in California, I don't do Utah.

You're both ridiculous haermm

But in a sexy way right? ermmhappy

****

Who you calling ****?

Srug, I have a headache

I have a bumache.

I have an ache

No.

Maybe.

Jennifer Morrison.

Better than I expected.

Lilly Hammer

Emily Blunt.

If there was a movie about my life she'd play Honks.