calling her that was your first mistake, don't let it happen again
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Lol, she probably had sex with everyone but you.
THO
ThorinWooferStatic Stance
Originally posted by Barker calling her that was your first mistake, don't let it happen again
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Originally posted by parenthesis Lol, she probably had sex with everyone but you.
Doubtful, she strikes me as being locked at the knees.
PAR
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Yeah, sounds about right.
BAR
BarkerThorin Fan Club President
she's on a mission, show some class
THO
ThorinWooferStatic Stance
a mission?
like a mission impossible?
PAR
parenthesisRestricted
Maybe you should of sat next to her in class.
BAR
BarkerThorin Fan Club President
silver_beers
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silver_cheers
THO
ThorinWooferStatic Stance
silver_queers
BAR
BarkerThorin Fan Club President
get your own thing
THO
ThorinWooferStatic Stance
I already have a thing
SIL
silver_tearsSenior Member
OH GOD, I AM SO OBSESSED WITH BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH, I WISH HE'D PUT A BABY IN ME
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SIL
silver_tearsSenior Member
I want his Benedick is what I'm getting at.
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BackFireBlood. It's nature's lube
Send him a fan letter asking for sex. Think there's a good chance it'd happen.
SIL
silver_tearsSenior Member
Should I include the dick puns/a picture of myself?
BAC
BackFireBlood. It's nature's lube
The dick puns are an absolute must have. Maybe even a semen pun, depends how frisky you're feeling. The pictures, sure, why not.
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ThorinWooferStatic Stance
That is either going to go over big time with him, or you'll get some sort of restraining order.
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Bardock42Junior Member
Originally posted by BackFire The dick puns are an absolute must have. Maybe even a semen pun, depends how frisky you're feeling. The pictures, sure, why not.
Like, she wants his CUMberbatch deep in her?
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silver_tearsSenior Member
Originally posted by ThorinWoofer That is either going to go over big time with him, or you'll get some sort of restraining order.