Hey silver_tears.....

That's like still in the locker room.

haermm haermm

Get a home run.

a barker home run is talking to a girl without embarrassing myself

My home run is bumping nasties together and then leave while she is asleep.

Classic Thorin move

Yeah. biscuits

I thought that said movie at first. ermmnone

Bimp

Forgot to shitpost in this one, sorry bro

You've let me down for the last time.

How funny is it that I know the right way to handle a situation but it's the exact opposite of how I want to and I describe these ways as the "mature way" and the "michael" way respectively

Examples for hilarity

Person doesn't like talking to me because I'm a sarcastic dick who attacks their points of insecurity so I get mad and do it more.

I'd just punch you in the face.

With your vagina

You'd be so lucky.

A female vagina

You'd be so luckier.

I'm picky

And the ones you do pick look like androgynous she-males.