Hey silver_tears.....

I just jizzed.

I'm about to touch myself to that vis.

I can paint you a real picture.

I'm still here.

upbjockey

I want bacon.

salute

LET'S MAKE BACON HAERMM

one time i was making fun of tills

just being ****ing ruthless

i had just moved in with david

and we were giving her all this shit

and she was ****ing losing it, raging like a mother****er

we were watching inception on david's tv

playing some gta

you know, the good shit

anyway i had some bacon in the fridge

so i go all make me bacon

and even though she was mad

because she was an obsessed ***** and she was pissed off she made it anyway

haermm

That was totally made up.

I doubt it, if only you knew haermm

I'm going to slap you with this big long hard cylinder shaped thing.

Then hit you with my penis.

Is it bacon flavoured? upb

Sure.

Not interested. upb

mine is barker flavored

Somewhat interested. upb

Why dont you just shut the fvck up?

Originally posted by majid86
Why dont you just shut the fvck up?

costanza

I like random stranger interruptions jhappy

LOL