Hey silver_tears.....

sly

Need to apply le lotion

I can be of excellent use in that department. naughty

I bet, hopefully you wouldn't spaghetti all over the place like our friend Michael is sure to do haermm

Going on an epic bike ride this morning 😎

Bike ride, gay. 13

I'm never flaccid. Always good to go, at the drop of your panties.

ef1

Commit sudoku

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In the future there will be androids and robots so lifelike you won't be able to distinguish them from humans

my son will be able to get with a form of EF

I'll probably be an old man with bad hips by then df

ef is a lesbian

[Citation needed]

No

She looks like she'd be sticky if I touched her haermm

With her man sweat haermm

And a little bit smelly hmm

Barker's going to get pissy haermm

Natural state of affairs haermm

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I would take 10 years off my to marry her.

I'm not trolling.

Get over it.