Bakaxero Vs. Barker

Actually JK, I doubt it. haermm

Go on.

grabbing the blunt **** it

I think my servant/assistant laced my coffee with cocaine.

You should mercilessly fire her for that like you did the last one. haermm

I wasn't merciless last time. She was just an incompetent cuntrag.

I asked about the coffee, turns out she used real sugar, instead of sweet n low.

😐 She is so gone.

crylaugh haermm

I got a quickie from the wife at lunch, now my balls are all tight.

I got a quickie from my hand last night srug

How was it?

Quick

Think of pleasuring a woman, and see how long you last.

I made it through most of Hey Jude. jockey

Freaking awesome. Now try to last at least twice that songs length.

And you'll so be in there. ermmhappy

I still have to find a girl to make music with. huhu

Do I have to do everything for you? crackers

yes .bus

Would you consider Molly Ringwald?

Do I look like Davo to you? crackers

Who?