This is serious!

Could Nicolas Cage be a vampire? A Civil War era photo that bears an eerie resemblance to Cage has sparked rumors that the actor is a real-life vampire.

Cage has starred in “Vampire’s Kiss” and played a demonic role in “Ghost Rider.” For most, his connection to the bloodsucking species ends there. Not so for Jack Mord, an antiques dealer who got the rumor mill cooking when he posted a photograph for sale on eBay of a man he says is from Bristol, Tenn., around 1870, and he says can be no one else but Cage.

Mord believes Cage is a vampire who reinvents himself every 75 years or so. -end snip

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/09/is-nicolas-cage-a-vampire-from-the-civil-war-era/

science fact: because of genes, it is impossible for any one person to ever bare the resemblance of another person

One of the funnier things i've seen recently.

Originally posted by inimalist
science fact: because of genes, it is impossible for any one person to ever bare the resemblance of another person

Does a bare sh!t in the woods??? 😱

That doesn't make sense, son.

But let's stop derailing this serious topic. Nick Cage, vampire?

More convinced Dick Clark is a vampire.

If Cage were a vampire and was hundereds of years old then maybe he would be a better actor than he is now.

lol

It doesn't even look like Cage.

Originally posted by theICONiac
Does a bare sh!t in the woods??? 😱

science fact: no

yes, cage is a vampire and paul mccartney has really been dead since the early 60's...,nicholas cage killed him.

I think your point in the other thread about the reeses pb cups is very serious and belongs in this thread about serious stuff.

Reminds me of the closing credits of Gettysburg when the photos of the actors are shown with the photos of the people they played.

Some of them are uncanny.

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wonder if he screwed buffy?

Originally posted by dadudemon
It doesn't even look like Cage.

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Originally posted by dadudemon
I think your point in the other thread about the reeses pb cups is very serious and belongs in this thread about serious stuff.

It totally doesnt get more serious than that...,well at least other than the Gteat Oreo cookie mind control scandal. Although, we shouldnt talk about that unless we want to end up like JFK who was killed because he was about to expose the truth about the lsd crystals they put in the oreo stuffing.

Originally posted by dadudemon
It doesn't even look like Cage.

You're either blind or the Mormon's are working for vampire/immortal Nicholas Cage and help keep his secret a secret, which would make sense.

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
paul mccartney has really been dead since the early 60's

I didn't even know about that conspiracy until I saw an image comparison site someone had actually did, claiming that he did die and was replaced by a 'fake' one.