Page 3 Biog

As some of you may have seen, I was being silly in one of the other threads and made up some Page 3 style puns about some members. Corran thought it would be a good idea to make a thread of it and I agree.

For those outside of the UK, our tabloids have a topless girl on page 3 every day. And every day they also have a really cheesey little biog of the model with more puns than you can shake a stick at.

All you have to do is give a brief description of your phote pose and make up an amusing little biog.

I'll start us off, enjoy!

Description:

Me layed out in a sexy pose across the bonnet (!) of an X-Wing fighter, wearing nothing except underwear of a totally biological manufacture.....

Biog:

David, 25, says he's a big fan of Star Wars and insists his favourite character is the evil Emporer but he's not a big fan of the New Jedi Order books at all, "..they're just so boring!", he said whilst rubbing ice on his nips for the photo shoot.

Well we bet you ladies will be having Palpy-tations looking at this hunk, especially wearing that revealing Yuuzhan-Thong! 😄

See its easy, everyone have ago for themselves. And remember there can never be too many puns in a page 3 biog!

Description:

Corran hung in a well lit bedroom to iron rings by leather straps wearing nothing but a wookie skin thong.

Biog:

Gary, 30(and a bit) loves movies epecially Star wars, but don't get too hung up on this strapping fellow or you may find you've bitten off more than you can chew-bacca.

I'm boycotting this thread 😖hifty:

me throwing up with the thought of Mech and Corrans piccies 😘😘😘😘

😂

very comical! I some ppl are exercising their imaginations a wee bit much!

come on post your own.

In this instance I think not! *points and wags finger at corran, whilst shaking head and tuting*

Well then Mech may be tempted to use his over zealous imagination and make one up for you himself.

Is that so?! *raises eyebrown, unimpressed!*

Or I could but it might have a sicker side to it than you would have wished.

see ya later! 😘

Mech and Corran on the hood of a F1 😱

Corran and Lara make a good couple. I feel a wedding coming up. *start practising wedding march on piano*

oh brother cake time yet again

now how many times have I heard that said about me? 🙄
typically sad!

wedding is such an ugly word

It's an ugly forum. 😄

I wouldnt say this is an ugly forum,

but yes wedding is an ugly word!

Wedding? now where did that come from, this really is getting ugly now.