Do you need financial assistance?

I am private loan lender. if there is anyone who need a loan, do not hesitate to contact me via email address: (edit: removed)

I'll take one. So long as you offer 0% interest and demand no repayment.

Let me guess, all I have to do is bank the cheque, but send you back the 1000 dollars that you sent me too much.

I would normally bin this, but instead I am just going to edit and close, because the use of the picture of money- in case you didn't know what money is- amuses me.