It snowed last night

no you

she's got it bad for me

Oh ho ho, give it to her good old boy.

when i meet her

Well that would be the opportune time.

not right when i meet her

knob

Better give it to her before the eight seconds it takes for a woman to decide whether she'll have sex with you or not.

Citation needed

Well enlighten me on what that citation should be?

this 8 seconds pish posh

I think its more like 5 seconds.

That's fine

i don't date sluts

You don't date period

ermmsad

I'll help you turn that around big guy.

We'll find you a nice clean respectable woman

like twodee

Oh good lord I'm going to ****ing kill you.

df

I called my dad for fathers day

Cool.

Did you send him a card?

crackers no, I don't have his address. 😐