Barker vs. Thoren

Slime?
Slim?

Which one?

ermmnone

I don't know. tohsrug

jfist

Slimed. haermmjockey

What were we talking about? ermmnone

Slimfast.

But we're not fat?

No, but my back hurts like a *****. I must have slept in the fetal. crackers

You should really stop crying yourself to sleep.

I need a girlfriend to do that and since I don't have one I have to get into the fetal.

How about a blowup doll for starters? Someone there you can talk to, and violate, without all the chit chat afterwards.

ermmnone

Because I need to feel the warmth of a woman's flesh before I blow my brains out on Christmas Eve.. noneermm

Umm sure. ermmnone

ermmnone

Do you have an epic old-timey sounding voice?

Yes.

Do you want me to record some nonsense, and post it for you to hear?

noneermm

Yes. crackers

I need it for art class.

I'll get right on top of that.

WHILE I GET RIGHT ON TOP OF

YOU KONW WHAT I' GOONNA SAY

Yes, you're cockamamy plan to ingest your penis inside 2D girl.

Or any other acceptable girl srug